I found a nice place to visit but a better place to rob. Black and Tan in my Brandy Sniffer...

She has a serrated edge that she moves back and forth. It is a simple machine she does not use force

He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of being a man.

So broken I just fixed everything you ever thought 'broken' was.

I am so addicted. I've gone from not knowing what the hell is happening here to watching the sun rise. Where did 12 hours go? Guess it's time to admit I have a problem...

I just found out what LMNOPSWF means. Not for work? Find a different job! Why can't it just say 'nekkid'?