PLEASE, if you could disregard almost everything I said whilst FUBAR====== Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

Obligatory LIKEFEST post: I begin by clicking on all the stuff of those who have me in their fam; by the time I'm finished that, FUBAR crashes == Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

My asshole persona is a defense mechanism=== Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

I spin the truth into something nearly believable ===Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

The sheep Baaahs. The duck quacks. A fox whispers, "Buy me a drink and gimme your room key." ===Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

If TINKERBELL squirts on you, I told him, think HAPPY THOUGHTS, and YOU CAN FLY======Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

Is Tinkerbell's cooter tight? Asking for a friend=== If she squirts on you, I told him, think happy thoughts, and you can fly ======Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

I'll brb..My PUSSY is being a DICK. (I'm talkin' 'bout my cat) =======Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

WHEN / IF I get blocked, I pretty much declare victory ===FLYIN' KITTY bling, please! :) =========Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

FLYIN' KITTY bling, please! :) =========Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

I arrive. ppl leave. Par for the course ===========Still collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

That moment when you know you've been friendzoned ==Collecting COFFEE TIME and ICE CREAM TRUCK

Once a whore, always a whore. The tiger doesn't change its stripes ==Collecting COFFEE TIME, ICE CREAM TRUCK, and HOW PUNNY

I don't wanna know if you PARTY. I wanna know if you AFTER PARTY. ==Collecting COFFEE TIME, ICE CREAM TRUCK, and HOW PUNNY

I find it funny people call Big Bang "bb", when, in another context, bb means bareback, and I chuckle to myself ==Collecting COFFEE TIME, ICE CREAM TRUCK, and HOW PUNNY

SPAM is a DEAD PIG. Want some? ==Collecting COFFEE TIME, ICE CREAM TRUCK, and HOW PUNNY

I don't always say BRB, but, in this case, brb ===Collecting COFFEE TIME, ICE CREAM TRUCK, and HOW PUNNY

She smokes every day, EXCEPT 4/20====Collecting COFFEE TIME, ICE CREAM TRUCK, and HOW PUNNY

I believe they all jes say "WOKKA WOKKA" a la FOZZIE BEAR====Collecting COFFEE TIME and HOW PUNNY

If only I was better at Fu, I would up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, and Start =====Collecting COFFEE TIME and HOW PUNNY