THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
> >
> >Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
> >Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
> >
> >Consider:
> >You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for
> >brains.
> >
> >With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place
> >for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
> >
> >You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
> >forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
> >
> >Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
> >between shit and shineola.
> >
> >There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull
> >shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
> >
> >You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
> >or duck when the shit hits the fan.
> >
> >You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
> >
> >You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
> >
> >Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
> >and some days are just plain shitty.
> >
> >Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there
> >are times when you feel like shit.
> >
> >You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the
> >wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
> >
> >You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up
> >shit creek without a paddle.
> >
> >Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
> >fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
> >
> >When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
> >block of the English language.
> >
> >And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
> >anything else!!
> >
> >You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
> >don't give a shit!
> >
> >Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I
> >do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
> >But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some
>shit-head...........
> >Well, Shit Happens!!!