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Which Law & Order: Svu Detective Are You?Which Law & Order: SVU Detective Are You? You are Detective Elliot Stabler!
Woah, anger managment much? You're one helluva cop, but you've got such a temper. Take this test
Taking A BreakHey to all my friends,fans and family,
I just wanted to let you guys know that I have had a great time on here and have met some really nice people here.But the time has come for me to take a break from this place for a while...I will probably be back once in a while, I might not.Lots of stuff going on here that needs my attention.I have enjoyed meeting alot of you, and have grown very fond of you.I will miss you.Take care, and have fun.Keep safe yada yada,lol
Huggs n kisses
Trace
Larger Breast TrickA husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks.
“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.
The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”
The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?”
What Classic Muscle Car Are You ?What Classic Muscle Car are you ? You are the Corvette.Your One of the 1960's Corevette's.With the Big engine and the small frame your a big competitor at drag strips and race tracks with your sleek and Neat Look. Take this test
IntroductionMy friends Jeff and Dan (Best Friends) decided to create a band around October of 2006. Working with only a guitar, keyboards and a laptop computer they started working on creating music and some with lyrics.
On November 18th of 2006, the three of us where out at a local bar. Being pretty tipsy and not caring, I started singing to the music play off the box. Dan had already heard me sing Tool's song 46-2 in my mothers van one day and asked me to join him and Jeff. But it wasnt until that night, Jeff heard me sing. Really liking what he heard he also asked me to join them when we returned to his house. I had never really realized how much people enjoy my voice and that inspired me to start trying to sing around people.
On November 19th of 2006, we got together and it was my first time sitting in on the creation process of making music. There was a great and wonderful feeling that came over me. I was there, giving my ideas on the music that one day everyone will hear.
In Decembe
How Well Do You Know The Bible?How well do you know the Bible? Bible ExpertWell, we know our stuff don't we? Nicely done! We could possibly be a Sunday School teacher, or small group leader. Take this test
Rugburnsfrom our first encounter, when i stumbled off the chair trying not to let you know that i was lost in the haze around you on the ride to the hospital i thought, gettin casts on both arms isn't how i pictured our first date. you read my thoughts and laughed i was gonna thrill you but instead i took the fall. i shocked you with my randomness, i believed, so a better suiter is what i tried to concieve i thought you wanted inscents to enhance the romantic mood when all you wanted was me, some beer and the tube. i feel as if i know from the things that i conjure up on my own, i think they are your thoughts your thoughts to roam so i will do you the favor and let me down softly for you. no matter how much you resist i will end this for you because i figure that your heart will insist while you lips will resist I'll be the one that will ruin our love then curse the heavens for taking away my true love i will call you tomorrow and totolly deny today and ask you to come over and if you might wa
What Type Of Gamer Are You?What Type of Gamer Are You? Role Playing GameYou're the type of person who likes to take it nice and slow, leveling up your character for some easy times on those hard bosses. You're an addict to both turn base and real time, and there's nothing you can't do when you use a little bit of that magical energy...including torching your neighbor's lawn with that fireball spell! Take this test
Seriously SeriousI've always tried to make logical decision (when i'm not drunk) that are based from situation from my past and times that are similar to the one at hand
Sometimes this thinking saves me stress for instance
I like this chick and i thought she was great it turned out she was a little pomiscuous, everyone that know me from the past will say "what the hell, who are you to talk" iand i would expect that. Ive changed over the years i'm not that dirt bag anymore.
I believe that love is destined to fuck you
why
becaused i failed at it so many times
i rarely fail at anything
that's why i have hose beliefs
how is it i can excell in everthing else
but trying to care for someone when your reputation says that you are not allowed
i don't know half the things about me that others tell me
it's really weird at thepoint im at now relationship wise
"it like i'm afraid of oxygen, seriously" i need it so bad and also desire it but im just afraid that my lungs won't b
Salary RaiseSalary Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
I work in a damp environment and don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
Your initiative is unpredictable, at times you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You are constant
Ian Is A Lard AsssOh Ian your eating is making me want to puke
your smell and your body is like that of a karaboo
i think you should try to
keep some things out of your mouth
the fridge
and
the cabinets
appear to be on a strike
it is the result of
you eating everything in sight
oh Ian
your eating
is causing me great alarm
stop nibbling
no bitting
you are hurting my arm
Oh Ian im not kidding
please stop messing around
get off me
your heavy
now i'm pinned to the ground
Oh Ian your eating had cause a great rift
Two birds with one stone
Ian does not want to eat anymore and i am dead.
Bush Fights To Quash Vote Of No ConfidenceBush fights to quash vote of no confidence
19 Jan 2007
A beleaguered President [sic] George W Bush was battling yesterday to prevent Republican rebels in Congress joining Democrats to pass a vote of no confidence in his Iraq policy.
Just Got A Call From WorkOk...For those of you that really know me you know what I do for a living. I'm a 911 dispatcher. Well, I got off work this morning at 6am.
I was working from 6am to 6 pm. Then over a year ago I wanted to go to nights. I work from 6pm to 6am. Yes I work 12 hour shifts. But, I only work 3 days one week and 4 days the next. YEAH!!!!!
Anywyas, I was laying on my couch just dozing off today when my phones rings. It is my boss..I'm half asleep. She is like we are changing the shifts around. Do you want to go back to days? I tell her NO..I love being on nights. So, I'm losing my partner. We work very well together. I'm not happy about this.
My current partner and I have worked together for over a year now. We have a nice pattern. My officers know they can do there jobs and know that we have there backs.
I'm not looking forward to this at all. I know I have to be positive. However, I know things aren't going to be very good at work. My new partner won't like coming to nights. It
How Nerdy R U?How Nerdy R U? Braniac!You are a true braniac... maybe you might get into one of those ivy league colleges for gifted minds such as yourself. Congrats. You rule. :) Take this test
If Only I Could Slip This Into Her DrinkExpose the exposure to me
the glimpse of a fictional reality
I can't and won't believe.
I said you where a Diamond just because you are tough
well i really am a virus and the host is us
Can we try us?
Can we devide our small details to reveal something precious
a treasue so desireable Indiana Jones would be jealous and would try to obtain
but it would be just for us
to share
to have
to love........
when i snap my fingers you will wake up...
Symbols Of ImbolcFeb. 2nd - Candlemas (Imbolc)
Tarot Card: The Star
Altar Decorations: snowflake cut-outs, white and yellow flowers, a crown of thirteen candles, a sprig of evergreen, Witches broom or Besom, statue of Triple Goddess in her Maiden phase.
Herbs: angelica, basil, bay, benzoine, heather, myrrh
Incense: basil, myrrh, wisteria
Gods & Goddess': Brigid (Celtic Goddess of Fire, wisdom and poetry, calving), Aradia (daughter of Diana)
Colors: white, red, pink
Gemstones: amethyst, garnet, onyx, turquoise
Food: Seeds, poppy, sesame, sunflower, poppyseed breads and cakes, herbal teas
Lore: Fertility and growth are celebrated at this time. Initiations into groups or covens are convened at this time. One tradition calls for the lighting of all lamps or candles in the home just for a few moments to honor the suns return. Persephone returns from the pool re-born.
I Love You More T Han Ike Loved Tina...If you where an ocean i would pay some jerk fifty buck just to tie a cement block to my legs and through me into you
the sweetest death
You being a substance would surely warrant abuse, i would sell both kidney's just for the smallest hit of your toxic poison
the sweetest death
i would be in heaven dying in a cancerous bliss after you engulf me, my immunites will oblige or maybe even assisst in the assimilation
you
me
us
just one, the sweetest death
i'll look at you if you where death straight in the eyes and that would be the life that would flash as my life leaves me.
the sweetest death.
The Demise Of The Tough Guy Gang"Doesn't he look so pretty in that pink shirt." is what they said
if only they could have know the truth.
"Hey, guys let's go be some tought guys,let's go be some jerks." They should have thought twice,
cause now they are all dead.
One got this bat to the face repeatedly until his nice clean white tee was saturated with the blood that once flowed through his tough guy veins
A brick to the face will usually change anybody disposition "How does that brick taste, tough guy?" i had to taunt a little, they did ask for it.
Suffocation is the key cause i would hate to get any of this fat lards blood all over me
now tough guy what are you gonna do
when the kid you try to pick on picks back on you
One of the pricks tried to get away but me and my buddy convinced him to stay, and my buddy goes by the name Mr. AK.
Only thing you gotta remember if your gonna be a memeber of a gang of rowdy Tough guys is to make sure the toughness is legit cause you life might end
One Flaw In A Woman..ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
And able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
Have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
With only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the
Would You HelpIf I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left to live my life, would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just someone to talk to you when their bored. . . send this to everybody on your list including the person who sent it to you. I just did....because you are my friend.
For A ReasonPEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON
I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments.Your
response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you
have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here
goes:
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you
know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When
someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have
expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide
you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or
spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for
the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part
or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring
the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take
The Toilet For PresidentHangin around, what we got to do?
SQUAT
We some money
But it sure isn't alot
amost of it will probably be blown on pot.
In the park tryin to find a big tree
IN a hurry cause i really have to pee
and in this city to pee isn't free.
It's getting tough im about to explode
i'm gettin nervous my heart for a comode,
This is an ode
an ode to the comode.
Whether porcelin or outhouse or whole in the ground
i'd like to say that you never ever make me frown
unless it's in a good way
unless it's in a good way
unless it's in a good way
when gettin rid of my waste
my waste
my waste
my waste
this is an ode
an ode to the comode
Votes So Far...So far I only have 3 votes and only 1 of them was from here. THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO: Babes in Toyland!
Please, just take a moment to text and vote for me! All the info is in the first blog.
Thanks!
I Bet You'd Love Me If I Could Play The BanjoALL these things i try to do
they don't made a damn to you
You just turn and walk away
or stand there laughing in my face.
Maybe if i where more athletic
in the gym six times a week
or maybe you'd prefer a scholor
instead of me your current comic geek.
Maybe if i where a famous author
four best sellers and the cover of News week
maybe then you would love me
and the prospect for romance wouldn't look so bleak
What if i was a famous banjoist
and drove my tractor on the street
twanggin and banggin on my banjo
and sing sappy songs of you and me
but alas i can't play the banjo
and i hope my rhyme has let you see
playing the banjo is for losers
and that is something i could never be........
As Randim Aspapa Smurf Playing Pictionary With Steven HawkinsIm green with envy and blue over you
not really
Truth is i'm as eager as beaver
but im not a fan of chewing wood
i prefer to chew the fat.
*bop *bop *bop
It still doesn't work to bash my head in
the attempts to rattle the old bear from
hyper hibernation, failed.
what season is this,
it tastes delicious on this fish
but i would prefer it on a big apple.
Yeah, i started from u but
there are alot more letters before yours
I can't sort the mail
i don't have the patients
nor am i cerifed to operate
but i can subscribe something for what ails.
EAT IT ALL AND SAVE NOTHING FOR ANYONE ELSE
Apologize to the hungry while you naw on their bones
Don't paint the house to cover the blood on the walls
move to an apartment and get a lap dog named spirit
Be a little silly, it makes old and boring people envy you
I will always want to play
the game i desire most of the times is LIFE
until i get a bad roll.
if insanity i
Romance In QuicksandROMANCE IN QUICKSAND
In my last blood soaked breath, now
I will hope and pray
Some how
Some way
My demise won't cause you anymore pain
So as my death won't be completely in vain
And if your choice is me
To bare the hate
I will swear to be
The only one who believes
That my departure from this life
Will be the only things I've done right
So as I leave you
I'd like to say that
Don't believe me when I say that
I have no fear
The destination isn't clear but I know it's not here
I will admit to you my wrongs and attempt to apologize with this song
I don't have to close my eyes
I've already died in side
It's become apparent to me
That I may be embracing insanity
I know it's hard to believe
But I truly cared, please believe
So now I say
Goodnight my precious victim …..
It's really funny that something so dark came out right now especially since im in such a good mood. Oh well
Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Explosions are pretty
After I was laid down to sleep I prayed to my father
That you could burn with me
We'd bid a farewell to our flesh and sunshine's and moonbeam and things like that
Goodbye to roses and dreamers and hell-o to torture
But you refused my invite
And the tickets have already been paid for
What's the point of stopping to smell the roses the roses are dead
To forever be in sunshine would be purgatory for me
I need to bathe in the crud so as the prospect of the shower
That your essence cleans me with can be more almost deserving as if I endured the torture for the prize.
Of course I should have chosen door number one
Now I'm alone
To bare it
Alone
I need this bad I guess more than any other
My dreams are a constant that never waiver's.
For a being that wants, everything means nothing, and something unknown to that being is the only thing that will satisfy
When my father comes for me
This Brain Taste Funny(zombie Loving Pt.!)ZOMBIE LOVING
Please don't move
I
Don't want you
To see
I'm crying
I feel like dying
And soon
Oh so soon
So will you……….
THE ONLY WAY I WANNA SEE YOU
IS FACE DOWN COVERED IN BLOOD
LIKE A BANANA I WANNA PEEL YOU FLESH
CARVE FUNNY CHARACTER IN YOUR CHEST
THEN I 'LL GO FEED THE PIGS WITH THE REST,
SO I DON'T SEE YOU, I WILL.
i'LL TURN MY FACE TO THE GROUND
THAT WHERE I'M GOING NOW
AND WHEN I'M COVERED IN DIRT
THE ONLY TRUE CONnECTION WITH THIS EARTH
FROM HERE I'LL CRAWL INto YOUR HEAD
AND REBIRTH YOU AS ONE OF THE UNDEAD
It'll be like we just met
You won't remember all that shit I said
And we will be together for all time.
And now that
Our love has
Found its strength
In suffering and murdering
Here's a tissue my dear
There's a little brain
On your face..
Imbolg 1992 - Julia PhillipsImbolg 1992
Julia Phillips
Temple in darkness, apart from the Yule log in the center. Brigid in her bed on the small altar. Lots of unlit candles in sand pots around the room. All enter as usual, and the Circle is cast in the normal manner.
After the central invocations:
HP: says: Awake O Earth from your slumbers! Awake O Sun and restore the Earth! Mother - we are in darkness.
HPS picks up a jug of water, and pours it into the cauldron saying:
HPS: The waters are broken. The ice melting towards Candletime. Blood has been along the track, but now the ways are clear of death. Old and grey I was, but here in the mystery of the waters I am renewed. For I am the one you sought, but could not find. For I was singing to my child unseen, beneath the hills of birch and rowan.
HPS takes the asperge, and all circle around her chanting the Witches Rune. She asperges each person as they pass, and on the last round, hands each person a white candle. When everyone has a candle, the
Hillary Clinton Launches Historic Bid For PresidentHillary Clinton launches historic bid for president
20 Jan 2007
Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton embarked on a widely anticipated campaign for the White House on Saturday, a former first lady intent on becoming the first female president. "I'm in and I'm in to win," she said on her Web site.
Imbolg Ritual - Kalioppe -Imbolg Ritual
-Kalioppe-
Two women are selected to represent the Maiden and the Crone. The Priestess will represent the Mother.
The members of the group should bring with them the candles which they will use for the year for blessing.
The altar is at the Northeast and is covered with a white cloth. Evergreens are used as decoration. A basket filled with tiny bundles of straw or wheat rests on the altar [there should be one bundle for every person participating in the ritual], as well as two (2) white candles. A black ribbon at least twelve (12) inches in length is placed in the basket. A single white flower tied with a white ribbon (to symbolize Bride) and the wand rest together in front of the altar. Four (4) white candles stand between the quarter candles. The cauldron is placed at the South, and a white candle is situated inside. A dark colored scarf or shawl (for the Crone) and a bouquet of flowers (for the Maiden) are on the altar, as well as a single white taper (for th
Wanted: IdolsSo what I daydream a lot, that has already been proven a fact from my random rambles about nothing. I often wonder what I'm daydreaming about when I'm interrupted, I usually sit and ponder this and that for hours on end staring out a window. Usually when i recall the subject matter it always ends up blurry as hell only remembering points and pieces no connectivity. I understand that it's not outrageous to believe that I should be out enjoying my health and my youth but right now there are pressing matters I need to deal with and this is the only way, secluded from everything until I can find a resolve for this conflict that has been pestering me for the last couple months, plus I like being alone sometimes it helps get back to the basis of who i am, it's only an opinion. I like bats, horror movies, alien invaders, werewolves, vampires plus alot of other sickshit that i won't say that i like in front of my mother. I have no mental illness's and I don't hear voices or anything like that,
Could I Have This DanceCould I have this dance
I probably might have asked you
If my shirt wasn't all wet from perspiration
I figured you would notice it and then clown on me for it
Plus you know my palms where extra sweaty
What girl wants to dance with a guy with sweaty palms?
Do you even want to dance?
Are you content to sitting?
I fucking hate to dance but I want be near you
That sounds corny
I wouldn't dance with me if I where you
Why didn't you know my hearts yearning?
Why couldn't you see?
Now you are dancing with an even sweatier guy that isn't me
Your partner is another and my situation
the pits !
Nineteen Candles Are Lit For BrigidNineteen Candles Are Lit For Brigid
Note: Here are the 19 priestesses represented. In a dedication to Brigid, an invocation for healing, or prior to initiation where Brigid will be asked for blessing, or in celebration of Herself, spelled candles so imbued might be used. Packets of the 19 may be made for Bridgit dedicants, also, and so blessed.
Your first candle lit is your sunrise birth: the flame of your house reaching Ceugant's brow.
Second is the spark of your union with Bress, son of Elathan.
Third is the pillar of fire, as you took the veil, rising high and clear.
Fourth are brothers, Dagda the father, Broadb the Red, Medar, Ogma, and Aenghus.
Fifth is eternal life's spring: that sings your name, in crystal gaze.
Sixth is the flame on your Altar, that never dies.
Seventh is the grove at LLandwynwn, on Mora's shore, where lovers tryst.
Eight is the strength of your oxen of Dil - Fea and Fernea, the red and the black.
Ninth is the sigh of your breath,
Candle BlessingCandle Blessing
Blessings be upon thee, O creature of light!
Thrice blessed little herb!
Herb o' grease, with thy waxen stem and thy blossom of flame!
Thou art more potent against spells and terrors
and the invisible menace than fennel or dittany or rue.
Hail! antidote to the deadly nightshade!
Blossoming in the darkness,
thy virtues are hearts ease and quiet sleep.
Sick people bless thee, and women in travail,
and people with haunted minds, and all children.
(To be spoken when a new candle is anointed with oil, or when candles are being made -- when wax is being poured or the candle dipped -- preferably on Candlemas)
Coven of New Gwynedd, as posted by Gwydion 6/29/94
Imbolc - A Ritual For TwoImbolc - A Ritual for Two
Adapted from J. Broch and Veronica MacLer's "Seasonal Dance"
Preparation
Decorate the Circle with buds of flowers, if availble. All element candles and other candles around the circle should be white. Ring the Circle with small white candles. Place the cauldron and three large white candles on the altar, ringed with new greenery. Each person should have a small, unlit white taper (3 inch) and a slip of paper with the words to the songs as he or she enters the circle. Because this is the festival when the ewes begin producing milk for the newborn lambs, use milk or a beverage like Irish Creme Liquor in the chalice.
The Ritual
Priestess invokes the elements. She moves deosil to the North (Earth) quarter and speaks.
Spirits of the empty fields,
waiting silently under a blanket of snow,
join us in greeting our lady bright.
The Priestess then moves to the East (Air) quarter.
Spirits of the warming winds,
blowing ever stron
A Festival Of LightsImbolc - February 2
Imbolc is a festival of lights to herald the coming of spring. A popular Imbolc activity is to prepare seed for spring planting. Lay out the altar with your regular altar tools and add these extras: a bowl of earth with a seed of some sort, as many white tapers on the altar as is safe, and seasonal decorations, such as evergreens, sun wheels, or a cup of melted snow. The altar cloth shall blue, and the altar candles shall be green and white.
Cast the sacred circle, and invoke the God and the Goddess. Then bring the seed and dish of earth or planting pot to the front of the altar. Hold the seed in your hand, knowing that it is the beginnings of life. Bless it in this manner:
In my hands I hold the seed of beginnings,
of life, wisdom, and of coming spring.
I ask the God and the Goddess to place a blessing on it
so that it may prosper in the coming season.
Think of something you want. It could be a request of the God and the Goddess, or
Imbolc RitualImbolc Ritual
Adapted from Edain McCoy's The Sabbats
Cleanse and cast the circle. Then call the elements in the manner with which you are most comfortable. We used the corner callings from Spiral Dance, by Starhawk.
The high priestess takes the chalice from the alter and holds it up to the sky.
HPS: Blessed Lady Goddess, we humbly ask your presence at our circle tonight as we honor you at this season.
Coveners: Blessed be the Lady.
The high priest takes the athame from the altar and holds it up to the sky.
HP: Blessed Lord God, we humbly ask your presence at our circle tonight as we honor you at this season.
Coveners: Blessed be the Lord.
The Virgin Goddess leaves the circle. She comes to the edge of the circle with her candle wheel in her hands. She should stand at the West quarter (the doorway to the Land of the Dead). The high priestess will cut a doorway in the circle and allow the Goddess to enter. Everyone should greet her in their own way (verbal, motion
Simple Imbolc Rite For SolitaireSimple Imbolc Rite for Solitaire
You will need a corn maiden and a priapic wand. A lit candle in cauldron in south and some twigs of evergreen besides the cauldron.
Prepare Brigid´s Bed
This is done by dressing the corn doll in a white cloth and any other ornaments. Then place it in a basket or on a mat. Then lay the priapic wand across the doll and place two altar candles, one on either side, beside the basket. Say:
Bride is come. Bride is Welcome.
(three times)
Take the besom and ritually sweep the circle doesil, then return the besom beside the altar.
Kneel before the cauldron. Pick up the twigs and set fire to each in turn. Then blow out each flame and place in cauldron beside the candle. Say:
Now I banish winter. Now I welcome spring:
Say farewell to what is dead and greet each living thing.
Now I banish winter. Now I welcome spring.
Solitaire Imbolc RitualSolitaire Imbolc Ritual
Micheal Hall
On your altar should be placed a circle of 13 stones and, within the circle of stones, a circle of 13 candles. Within the circle of candles should be spread some maize - i.e. corn meal - and in that a waxen female candle to symbolize the Goddess on your altar. On the eastern side of the altar should be placed a small sheaf of grain with a candle inserted inside it. You should dress in your usual ceremonial garb for Magickal rites or skyclad, as you prefer.
Retire to bathe in salt-water (use sea salt) before the ritual. As you do so picture the water cleansing the soul and spirit, just as it cleanses the body. When you have dressed, anoint yourself with a holy oil. When you have prepared yourself, sit in a dim quiet place and light a candle - ONE THAT IS NOT BEING USED IN THE RITES - and meditate on how at this time of year the Goddess in her fiery aspect AS LIGHT was welcomed back into the Temples and the Homes of the land.
Take this candl
ArrrrrghI'm tired. Been working 47 hours this week with no help, I feel like I'm going to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sisterspirit Candlemas RitualSisterSpirit Candlemas Ritual
February 1996
SisterSpirit traditionally celebrates the fire festival of Candlemas for our February ritual. In this ritual, we honor all the Fire Goddesses, but especially the Celtic Goddess Brigid, in her aspect of Goddess of the Forge. Candlemas is a time of anticipation of rebirth. It's still very cold outside, and while some buds are starting to swell, most growth is still dormant, at least to the naked eye. But appearances don't change the energy we feel. We know that life is stirring again in the seed. We're starting to get a little antsy. With this ritual, our circle's energy joined in the growing energy all around us. We followed Brigid into her secret forge and let her do her work on us.
We're still in the Echo Theater, our home during the cooler months. About 30 women participated. Here's the ritual program:
Casting the Circle
In a break from our usual custom of casting the circle by the actions of those entering within it, three wom
You Might Be A RedneckYou might be a Redneck if:
1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".
4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays.
5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem.
6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
7. You've never burned an American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT that did.
8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
9. You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
...If you got the above from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about above.
...God Bless the USA...!!!
Candlemas, Coven Of New PathwaysCandlemas Ritual
Here's an old Candlemas Ritual from the Coven of the New Pathways, circa 1994. If you wish to use in part or in whole, feel free.
Before the altar lay the biddy and parapetic wand and two unlit white candles in holders, a bouquet of greens with early spring flowers and a dark shawl, broomstick and cauldron set a south gate, by it are twigs of evergreen, holly, bay, rosemary and boxwood.
HP give P Fivefold kiss:
Blessed be thy feet, that have brought thee in these ways,
Blessed be thy knees that shall kneel at the sacred altar,
Blessed be thy phallus without which we would not be,
Blessed be thy breasts, erect in form and strength,
Blessed be thy lips, that shall utter the sacred names.
P gives HP fivefold kiss:
Blessed be thy feet, that have brought thee in these ways,
Blessed be thy knees that shall kneel at the sacred altar,
Blessed be thy womb without which we would not be,
Blessed be thy breasts, erect
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1.20.07I hate not being sure.
I'm sitting here reading 'industry' stuff - and I'm engaged and feeling passioniate about WHERE I can fall in that and WHAT I can contribute.
Then I feel lonely because I don't know any other marketers.
And even if I did, the worry that I'd be communicating ideas with other marketers is a major trust issue.
I don't know what it will take for me to "break out of the box" but it needs to happen, I really just need to start earning some revenue, I've worked for little to nothing for years helping build people/ideas/companies, that it's time that I need to get compensated.
I'm half frustrated and half hopeful.
And almost spaced out because my father thinks spraypainting in the kitchen is a good idea and I've been exposed to this lack of air for two or three days now.
XO,
Bam
Annfwn Candlemas RitualCandlemas Ritual
The following ritual derives from The Mysts of Annwfn Book of Shadows, and was publicly conducted by Goddess Moon Rising Coven in San Diego, Ca. on Imbolg, 1988, and by The Mysts of Annwfn Coven in Mesa, Az. at Pagan Arizona Network's Imbolg celebration in 1993.
This ritual appeared in NightScapes, Vol. 1, No. 5 (a journal of Magick, Paganism and the Occult). Subscriptions are $13.00 a year/six issues, sample copy $3.00. Write to: NightScapes, P.O. Box 4559, Mesa, Az 85211-4559. Phone (602) 898-3551.
Information on The Mysts of Annwfn (who publishes NightScapes), may also be obtained by contacting the above information.
The following ritual calls for the participation of eight people, and is best performed at a large gathering. The participants include: The Maiden Goddess, the Young Lord, the High Priestess, the High Priest, and the four Watchtowers.
Specific items needed for this ritual are: a Crystal Ball, a cross of rushes, a mat, a basket, a phallic
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Candlemas SabbatCandlemas Sabbat
Begin by erecting an altar, facing north. Place before it a consecrated besom (a straw broom). Prepare a crown of thirteen candles and place it on the center of the altar. At each side of the crow, place a candle of the appropriate Sabbat color. To the left, place a censer of the appropriate incense and a sprig of evergreen. (A sprig of the previous year’s Yule tree or wreath may also be used as an altar decoration.) To the right, Place a chalice of water (fresh rainwater or melted snow, if at all possible), a small dish of dirt or sand, and a consecrated athame.
Cast a circle about nine fee in diameter around the altar, using white chalk or paint. Sprinkle a bit of salt inside the circle and then trace the circle in a clockwise direction with a consecrated ceremonial sword, or a will wand, and say:
With salt and sacred sword
I consecrate and invoke thee
O Sabbat Circle of magick and light.
In the sacred name of brigit
And under her pro
Bardic Imbolc RitualBardic Imbolc Ritual
by the White Bard
Materials
* a candle for each covener present.
* a MAIDEN, dressed in white.
* a Crown of Light, made from three, six, or nine candles.
* a BARD/GREEN MAN.
* a DARK LORD, dressed in dark clothing, and holding a dark cloak.
The place of ritual should be set up, away from the gathered participants. It is more than a good idea to manage bathrooms and such like before the circle is closed. This Mystery is not something any of the participants should miss out on!
The BARD should stand to the WEST, unless otherwise specified in the ritual.
HPS
Go we now to the sacred place
And stand within the sacred space
Turn your minds to sacred things
And dance with me unto the ring!
HP and HPS lead the coven to the place of ritual by a spiral dance, ending in a circle around the altar. The cauldron should be at the south. The Bard/Green Man dances at the end of the line. A good song to sing here is "
Why Men Die First AgainIf you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist;
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there's never any time for her;
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation;
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism;
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment;
If you keep quiet its male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp;
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist;
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination;
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Hillary Clinton Is A TwatNormally, I wouldnt bitch about any politician on this site, but, I have a blog, and well. I feel like venting, so tuff.
Who the fuck does this person think she is? Everyone keeps talking about Hillary for president, blah blah blah. But, if anyone can give me just ONE example, just ONE, of anytime this bitch actually answered a question w a direct answer. The answer is never!! She will not take a stand on anything!! When she is asked if she is a Mets or Yankees fan, she says both, what the fuck is that? Dont say that because you dont wanna lose 6 voters from Queens or 6 from Manhatten. Take a god dam stand!!
Just like every other politician, she goes with the flow of the moment, no principles at all. And by the time she announces she will be running, the race will be over!!
Just a little advice Mrs. Clinton, if u cant manage a marriage, what makes you think you can manage the country? Especially when our biggest enemies beliefs include woman should be kept indoors and wear burkas o
Other ActivitiesOTHER ACTIVITIES
° Make the Bride's Bed using the Corn Doll made the previous Lughnassadh. Dress the doll in white or blue with a necklace that represents the seasons. Lay it in a long basket adorned with ribbons; light white candles on either side of the basket, and say...
Welcome the bride both maiden and mother; rest and prepare for the time of the seed; cleansed and refreshed from labors behind her; with the promise of spring she lays before me.
Next morning, remove the dress and scatter the wheat outdoors, or if you used corn, hang it up in a tree for the squirrels and birds. This can be seen in terms of the Lady's recovery from the birthing bed and readiness to begin the turning of the seasons anew.
The Imbolc Corn Doll represents the mother nurturing her son, who will grow and become her husband. This is the earth and the sun, which is still weak but gaining in strength. If you did not make a doll last Lughnassadh, do not fret. Make one anew. Just remember NEXT time to
Re-dedication RitualREDEDICATION RITUAL
Dip forefinger into the anointing oil and make the sign of the solar cross over the third eye. Arms upraised, say...
Lady and Lord, I call out to thee! I hold you in honor and know that I am one with all the things of the earth and sky. My kin are the trees and the herbs of the field, the animals and stones through the seas and the hills. The fresh waters and deserts are built out of thee, and I am of you and you are of me.
Lower arms and say...
I call upon you to grant my desire. Let me rejoice in my oneness with all things and let me love the life that emanates from my Lady and my Lord into all things. I know and accept the creed: that if I do not have that spark of love within me, I will never find it outside myself, for love is the law and love is the bond! And this do I honor when I give honor to the Lady and the Lord.
Kiss your right palm, hold your hand high, and say...
My Lady and my Lord, known to me, I stand before you both and dedicate m
Preparing Your Altar & Ceremony For ImbolcPREPARING YOUR ALTAR
° Altar candles should be white only.
° Incense should be benzoin or vanilla.
° Circle may be decorated with white flowers.
° Circle candles should always be for the elementals (green, yellow, red, and blue).
° Lay your magick broom (besom) upon the altar.
° Have a white votive candle in the cauldron.
° Have rosemary and bay to burn.
° Have extra wine.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE CEREMONY
Sweep circle area; lay out circle and altar items; bathe and robe. Light incense and altar candles. Ring bell three times and say,
"The circle is about to be cast and I freely stand within to greet my Lady and my Lord.
Take center candle from altar, light each candle of the circle moving north, then east, south and west and say,
(N) I call upon light and earth at the north to illuminate and strengthen the circle.
(E) I call upon light and air at the east to illuminate and enliven the circle.
(S) I call upon light and fire at the south to illuminate and warm the
If I Had My Life To Live OverIF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck
(written after she found out she was dying from cancer).
I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.
I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
I would have talked less and listened more.
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.
I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.
I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.
I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband.
I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.
I would have sat on the lawn with my grass stains.
I would have cried and laughed
ImbolcImbolc
Imbolc (also known as Candlemas, Oimelc, Lady Day, Imbolg and Bridemas) falls on February 1 & 2. At this time winter starts to lose its grip and symbolizes the quickening of the earth. This is a fire festival, with the emphasis on light rather than heat. Lambs are being born now, bringing with them a fresh supply of milk which in former times helped the people make it through the winter. Imbolc, in fact, is translated as "in the bag"(teat). Some have translated this to mean "in the belly", referring to pregnant animals, but I feel that since many animals are being born at this time, "in the bag" makes more sense.
Imbolc is one of the Cross-Quarter days, which in magick are termed the Greater Sabbats. In some traditions the Mother Goddess has recovered from the Yule birth of the Sun, while in others the crone (or cailleach) of winter is being transformed into the maiden of spring (in mythology hags turn into beautiful women at crucial periods of transformation). The God is
Dear JohnA Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
>
> Dear Ricky,
> I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just
too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the
picture of me that I sent to you.
>
> Love, Becky
>
>
> The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots
they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,
cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the
other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
>
> There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
>
>
> Dear Becky,
> I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
>
> Take Care, Ricky
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As you will see I am a great person to get to know I just wanted to lay the boundaries to where I am coming from.This will be posted here in this blog as well as the about me SECTION.
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WowLast night I had the wildest sex ever, haha i don't know how I'm going to work today, I can't even see or walk straight. Nothing better than that sex you have right at the begining of a relationship! Just thought I'd share. . . .
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First LeaveWell this recruit finally got his first weekend off from CFLRS St. Jean. The Last two weeks have been quite interesting this recruit finally realized where he trully belongs.
Prior too the miliary this recruit thought that being an individual was what set someone apart from everyone else until this recruit realized that being part of the entity of the CF (Canadian Forces) was the pinicle of unselfish sacrific.
Now here is alittle about BMQ on arrival this recruit was stationed in green sector t-600 for admin week (aka week zero) and was posted too platoon R0021E more affectionatly known as ROOZIE Platoon.
Everything went well till Friday when this recruit performed his VO2 Max Test where he failed the physical fitness and was transfered too the RFT Platoon (Recruit Fitness Training) On the monday during PT (Physical Training) this recruit managed too injure one of his arms and was sent too the MIR (Medical facility) where he was clasified as Unfit for duty and was tranfered agai
New NameHey everyone i am thinking about making a new page on here and deleted this one. if i do i will let you all know what the new name is and i hope you join me!
Her Fire By Daniel Baas~Her Fire~
A soul that sings
of truth & love
Awaken new life
To worlds above
A star shinning
In darkened eyes
Portal to her soul
The liar's demise
A warrior woman is she
A higher caliber
Beware through her fire's storm
She'll love you if you love her
A wise woman is she
A beauty to be held
The fury of her fire
My heart's ice would melt
By Daniel Baas
*This poem was written for me one night as he laid in my bed as I worked. I found it laying on my bedside table. I read it after he left for work and it made me weep.
A Little Joke For You.An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?" Feeling
It Never Last!!!I've been coming here day after day looking at beautiful women and their hellashis bodies and I must say there has been alot of 20's out there, but what I want to get at, is this. No matter how much we rate each other or how many times we're rated, we still crave for more and more, I'm included in the equation!!! We all love ourselves, but oftentimes we seek the love of others to try and validate or to secure the love we have for ourselves. And, that's usually what happens on here! This is a wonderful place to meet people, but we all know that this is a means of letting go and feeling free to be who you really are. We view each others pictures and see things that are very tempting, but after the day it leaves you temporarily satisfied. There's really no fulfillment in all this. I'm in no way trying to encourage anyone to stop coming to this site!!! But what I'm getting at is, is it really satisfying you or are you being fulfilled? Just a thought!
One Tired S.o.ball last week i have rated so many pic comments that i could'nt rate anymore. it would not let me yesterday and i needed about 7 or 8 thousand more points getting to the next level, so last night when i got off work i stayed on here all night rating profiles untill finally at about 7 this mornen i finally rated enough to get to my new level, and i am one tired S.O.B. imagine rate profile give you what 3 points each. it was tuff but i did it.
now my thought for the day
was it worth stayen up like that just to get to the next level~~~~~~~ hell yes.
my tired ass blog for the day,
Every TimeEvery time we met
I feel something inside of me
Something woke up
From a deep sleep
I feel my heart beating
I know it beats for you
But I don’t dare
to tell you
Every time ,
When the darkness has fallen
We say each other
Good night
It is hard to say
goodbye to you
Without you knowing
How much I love you
Need Help!!I'm trying to reach the next level, because I've been stuck on the one I'm at for almost 3 weeks now. Help me out by rating, commenting, or adding me if you haven't already. Give a guy some support. Please!
TarotYou are The Empress
Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.
The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents,
beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home
decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.
The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.
What Tarot Card are You?Take the
I'm Back!Yes yes...I know I've been gone for awhile...but I'm back now...who missed me???
I SAID WHO FUCKIN MISSED ME?!?!
Now
Show a bitch sum love!
The WayWalk with me
And hold my hand
Talk with me
Tell me who I am
Hold me tight
Let us stay
Love is here
We'll find the way
GiftedYou scored as You have the Gift of Empathy. You have been blessed with the gift of Empathy. Even though it is a heavy burden to carry the pain of others, know this that you can help them. Though I must advise you to learn how to not take their pain upon yourself and drag you downYou have the Gift of Empathy100%You have the Gift of Discernment88%You have the Gift of Wisdom88%You have the Gift of a Seer69%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet50%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision50%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com
Blonde CallerJACK'S TELEPHONE NUMBER...
Blonde Caller: "I need to talk with Jack. Can you give me his telephone number?"
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My Attitude..Attitude is everything!
Make a choice to have a Good Day!
Be kinder than necessary,
for everyone is fighting some kind of battle!
Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly!
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My CheokeeIn great sorrow it grows
A beautiful white rose
Nourished by silent rain
the result of the Cherokee's pain
Taken in evil greed and pillages
Cherokees were driven from their villages
So heavy of spirit and heart
As their clans were torn apart
Stripped of dignity and pride
tears and blood fell along the trail's side
Where so many hearts died
Cherokee hearts looked up to the sky
Their brave spirits asked the Creator why ...
When women and children were weak and dying
Some kneeling at broken bodies lying ...
All along the trail's struggling line ...
The Braves asked the Creator for a sign
There along the heartbroken trail
where their spirit's teardrops fell
White roses bloomed along the way
as their brave hearts trudged each day
Despite heart breaking cold snows
Clans separated and tears shed
Along our heart's trail forever grows
a beautiful white Cherokee rose
The spirit of this beautiful white rose
in Cherokee hearts still grows ...
From hearts and
Muhi did not sleep that well last night u.u; auuugh ~_~ and of course matthew is being overly damn chipper and keeps texting me ~_~ AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH i'm not a morning person ~_~
Ancient Chambers Span Across Beneath Northern ArizonaSaturday, April 27, 1991
ARIZONA DAILY SUN, Flagstaff, Arizona
New Orleans (AP) -- Three young archaelogists came to Northern Arizona and crept through sacred rooms, over rocky precipes and by dangerous rattlesnakes to discover a huge complex of catagombs that could rewrite theories about the Indians of the southwestern United States.
"It's absolutely mind-numbing. We would have never believed it could have existed," John W. Hohman, one of the three archaeologists, said Friday during the meeting of the 2,000 member Society of American Archaeology. "It will change a lot of what we believed about Indians in the Southwest. They may have been far more advanced than we believed."
Hohman admitted to feeling a bit like Indiana Jones, the archaeologists-adventurer from the movies. Armed with a flashlight and a pistol, it was Hohman who rapelled down the steep fissures, frequently dotted with rattlesnakes sunning themselves on rocky outcrops, into the catacombs.
The catacombs his e
More Applied MathematicsLONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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You Told Her What?!A woman went to doctors office where she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down in another room and told her to relax. The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor calmly continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
Firstthis would be my first blog um cherry tap is going to cause alot of fights between my husband and i cause he talks to alot of girls and doesnt menchin he is married and he doesnt atend to menchin it i doubt he will even add me has his friend so we will see what happens so ya blah!
Patio ProblemMy husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small.
He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space. The next day Ray put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the ground was too hard to keep the patio level.
He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning. Again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house.
Observing all this, our next-door neighbor asked, "Ray, are you going to put your patio away every night?"
School Notes !!! ...These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district...
(Spellings have been left intact.)
1. MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
2. PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT. SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT.
3. DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33.
4. PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS
ADMINISTRATING.
5. PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
6. JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.
7. CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.
8. MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.
9. CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
10. PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
11. PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERD
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2nd Place is......
3rd Place is......
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Tru Lo's And Lette'sI GOT THIS FROM SOMEONE BUT IT IS SO TRUE!!!!!!!
If you do not take the time to read this, it is your loss.....
To all the juggalos and juggalettes, im sorry but today people are "juggalos" for the wrong reasons. i am sending this out to tell you all that there a many people out there shaming our name and disgracing the family. read this and youll get what i mean
WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE...
1) you are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool"
2)you are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a jugahoe
3)you are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else
4)you DO NOT have to do drugs to be down
5) wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesnt
6)you do NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette
(but if you want to I'm all for it)
7)getting good grades and carring about school DOES NOT make you a juggahoe
8)you
Hey EveryoneHey whats up everyone? Not much here just thought I would post a blog and say hi to everyone and let you all know that I am new on cherrytap and would like to let everyone know that if you need to talk to me hit me up or if you need anything in general just hit me up. Well it will be great getting to know everyone so ttyl peace!!
The Ring BearerA little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.
So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."
New UpdatesHey everyone! I updated both sites yesterday.
(See links and preview pics below). Also, PLEASE stop by and vote for me today if you get a chance. I'm starting to lag behind and Starlett is fast catching up :) lol. Thanks so much in advance!
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Enjoy! I'm off to have some fun this weekend! Get to see my first hockey game ever!
WHOOHOO!
XOXO,
Aimeelynn
This Weekendhi to all just to let you know i wish you all a great weekend as i won't be able to have my chance of drinking due the tablets which my doctor has put me on. shame as i was looking forward to having plenty of drink then feeling rough as always on sunday morning well i am now depressed just the thought that everyone else will have the chance for a drink
oh well
enjoy
xxxxxxx
SexEverybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!"
Then I said, "She is a dog!!"
He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old."
He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the weddimg. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around Sex."
He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymo
Useless In A Parking LotA woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter.
When returning to her car she found that she had locked herkeys in the car. She was in a hurry to get home to her sick daughter.
She didn't know what to do, so she called her home and told the baby sitter what had happened and that she did not know what to do. The baby sitter told her that her daughter was getting worse.
She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car.
Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who
This Soldier Is Coming Home! Pass It On!I'm done! My tour here is over and I managed to make it with little more than a few scratches.
I AM COMING HOME TO THE USA IN SIX HOURS!!!!!!!!!
I am all packed--
Tickets in hand--
Gonna grab a few beers on the plane to celebrate--
I will be off-line here of course until I am back completely.
THANK YOU TO AMERICANS WHO SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS AND SAY SO! WE INDEED BELONG TO YOU! WE ARE HERE FOR YOU! WE LOVE YOU TOO!
Smile! Be happy! Dance!
When I get back I swear I am going to kiss the ground. I don't care where it is! Nothing will be sweeter tasting than beautiful American Ground!
This is a bittersweet time. Part of me is saddened that some of my friends won't be coming home with me. You see, a few came home before me. Merideth Howard, Ronald Paulsen, and Shane Mahaffee. They earned the Purple Heart. It was presented to their next of kin. My beers tonight will be in their honor.
But if it was me (and it could have very well had been) I would be saying, "Hey
Judge Me For Whome I Am & Not My LooksFeel Free To Copy On Your Page!
For I am here to be a friend of you
As you are wanting to be a friend of me
But as I grow to know you
All you want me for is my looks
For I am a person who is more then that
For I want to be judge for my personality and not my looks
So if don’t like it you may leave me alone at once…
Doggie Contest Updates~~ Okay Time For Animals ~
I'm having a DOG Contest " The Best Dog On CT "
send me your dog pics to my inbox and i will add him or her
1st Doggie......
with 37 comments
2nd Doggie......
with 2 comments
3rd Doggie......
with 2 comments
4th Doggie......
with 2 comments
5th Doggie......
with 2 comments
6th Doggie is......
with 9 comments
7th Doggie is......
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8th Doggie is......
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9th Doggie is......
10 th Doggie is......
I will do the ......
comments + rates = total for the contest
Contest will open on 1/22 thur 1/29
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Thank You
~ Maria ~
01202007Just thought this was the quickest way to let all of you know what has been going on!
We have been on the move and VERY busy, which is why no one has seen me on line recently.
I will be around more when things settle down...
Thanks to all of you who are sending prayers and keeping us in your thoughts...you are the best.
Ppl New To My Friends List ??/if you are new to my friends list or you have rated me and fanned me and i havent done it back please let me know...i have had a contest running this week and am sure i ddint seee all my alerts...send me a priavte message .. and i will rate and fan you right away ty lady kaos
Average Joe 2 WinnersI ended this contest 2 Hours Early. It got petty and well since the top two worked so hard THEY BOTH WIN.The voting got ridiculous.
First Prize goes to Mr Rush and he gets a 3 day cherry blast.
Second Prize goes to Angel Of Death and he gets a 1 day Blast and a car...his choice.
Third Place goes to Ser William and he will get a Silver Motorcycle.
All the other guys will get a gift from me as well.
This was supposed to be a fun contest. I heard there was name calling and friend deleting and that just upsets me. Thanks for playing...
Ill post an official bulletin at noon.
The Power Of FriendshipI make my way as I do each day,
looking for a shout out or something to say,
lost in though to whats really true,
how I should give thanks to a friend like you,
to just give thanks seems so impersonal though,
so within this poem I'll let you know,
you where my friend from the start,
when emotions went south you helped mend my heart,
you took your time to clearly show me,
the power of friendship and how it should be.
ALWAYS, JR
Ok Even Longer Peorty/poems List Ever ;) Lol All By MeAll Poems and Poetry in This Document is By Aj Rich
The spice of life will burn with the passions of love & hate with the sickened hearts of love & faith to whom may bring down with the lust of life to the wet lips of Christ
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When a bird fly’s like a silent bee by the darkness of light in the night time sky
Who will know of where it is flying or where it is in the beautiful dark sky.
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When does it rain for when my sorrow
Is loved by others like a sweet black rose
In the light of the sun in the morning sky’s
From witch that we need 2 bring the joys of life to this war driven earth.
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Bet you didn’t know that all poetry and poems are the same at heart
For when the light of the hate that witch bring them to life
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When a rose bud blooms
Questions :)why why why?
>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
>getting weak?
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>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
>not enough?
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>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
>check when you say the paint is wet?
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>Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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>Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>
>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
>Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
>revolver at him?
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>Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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>Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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>If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>
>Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
>always white?
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>Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
>
>Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
>something new to eat will have materialized?
Hey Waz Up Everyonehye im here new here an i thought i would say hi to every one an shit ,but if u wana talk just add me or talk to me ok ,but if u need anything just tell me iight peace outta
Mothers Teachings ...Things My Mother Taught me
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside--I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION -
"You better pray that this stain comes out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL -
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC -
"Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT -
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY -
"Keep hollering and I'll give you something to holler about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS -
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My Mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM -
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA -
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER -
"It looks as if a tornado swept thro
Natural HighsThink about them one at a time before going on to the next one . .
It Does Make You Feel Good.
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke.
24.
Thats Me LolYour Outrageous Name is:
Candy Yass
Outrageous Name Generator
The Chuck Norris Phenomenon.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
.Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
.Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
.There is no such thing as global
"10 Things I Hate About You"I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it...
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh;
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you;
Not even close;
Not even a little bit;
Not even at all.
Newnew pictures:) check em out leave comments:)
AnyoneYou Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.
You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.
What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?
Short Funnies & Some Wisdom ...Short and Funny with some Wisdom ...
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us,
"Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make."
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer
Thoughts Of FrustrationWe are all a part of this wonderful universe..... do any of us stop to see that we are what makes this universe what it is?
When it rains is that the gods and goddess' crying? Are they venting like we so many times do in each lifetime?
Where do you go to release your frustrations and anger? Do you hold it in so its eats away at you? do you release it so it can be airborn? frustrations ..... are they like cigarette ashes.... do they just blow away in the wind and are forgotten..... and released or are the bottled up inside so when it is time for them to be released it is you that is like the cigarette ashes being blown into the wind and forgotten?
2006 Darwin Awards .. We Evolve ???Subject: Darwin Awards
THERE ARE SOME IDIOTS OUT THERE!
You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always, competition this year has been keen.
The candidates this year are:
In Detroit , a 41-yr-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing his head through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
A 49-yr-old San Francisco stockbroker who "totally zoned when he ran," and accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.
Buxton , NC : A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel
Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it
collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. Peopl
The Weakness In Me ~keisha WhiteIm not the sort of person
who falls in and quickly out of love
but to you I gave my affection right from the start.
If I have a lover who loves me
how could I break such a heart,
you can still get my attention right from the start.
Chorus.
Why do you come here when you know I got troubles enough?
Why do you call me when you know I cant answer the phone?
Make me lie when I dont want to
and make someone else some kind of unknowing fool
You make me stay when I should not.
Are you so strong or is the weakness in me?
Why do you come here and pretend to be just passing by?
But I need to see you
and I need to hold you.........tightly
Baby
Feelin guilty......... worried.
Waking from tormented sleep
this old love has been bound but the new love cuts deep.
If I choose now, I lose out
cause when all this has to fall
I need you and you alone
Chorus.
Why do you come here when you know I got troubles enough?
Why do you call me when you know I cant answer the phone?
For EveryoneYour Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 171 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
True Meaning Of LifeWhat is the true meaning of life? Is it the circle of life.... the rebirth? Is it life to death to life or is it just life?
To have life and learn and to experience....to have it to carry you through the next life.... to show you what you have instore for the next life.... to be blessed with remembering if only one of your past experiences is to me the meaning of life.
To be afraid of passing on to my next life time, i am not ...... to know everything i have experienced in this and the past life times is a blessing to me... not that i want to rush this life time, but i cannot wait to go to the next and experience it...
I dont look to know everything.... i look to learn.... if i know everything there is no reasoning for my existance.... no reason for me to move on to the next life time...we would never learn everything..... we live hundreds of years within our different life times and never learn everything.... if we did, where would we really be.
To be blessed, to be open minded,
This LanguageThe curve of your hip
The arch in your back
How the softness of your breath
Brings me to life
Your hands in my hair
Your lips on my skin
How the warmth of your kisses
Sets me on fire
The passion in your eyes
The desire in your voice
How you whisper my name
Brings you into me
I can't get enough
Friendshipi sit and think on how much friendship means to me and how you can pick out the true friends from the ones that are really just after something that you have or things you can do for them..... in all accounts the true friends always seem to remain in the sifter like seeds after you have sifted through the rubbish that is the plants of life.....
true friends are the ones that are able to accept every apitome there is in your life....... with every aspect of you life that friend is there to encourage or pick you up and dust you off....they are also there to understand that if you have other things in your life that seem to take up more time that usual that you are not ignoring or brushing them off but merely handling what is of most importance... not say that friends are not.......... they are at all times on the mind and in the thoughts .........
the choices we make in our life is just that *our choices*....... if you are not there to understand and with stand through out it then you
Some Stuff ;)A Naughty Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point?
Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun.
1) Ever been to a strip club ? Yes
2) Ever been to a bar? Yes
3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? lol there was one time i was at a bar and the owner kicked EVERYONE out, does that count?
4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? lol no
5) Kissed someone of the same sex? nope
6) Thrown up from drinking too much? HAHA Yup
7) Had sex in a car? hehe yes
8) Had sex at the beach? nope
10) Had sex in a bathroom? yes
11) Had sex at work? Nope
12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes lol
13) Bought something from an adult store? yup
14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? no, but ive bought over $100 worth of stuff from a toy party, same thing
16) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? heck yes
17) Have you been caught
Whats Real Anymore??I remember when I was a little girl there were so many times when I thought about what I wanted out of life. --The Happily Ever Afters--. You know the love of your life. The 2.3 kids. The great house with white picket fence. Yada – yada – yada!! I know …. I know I’m still dreaming. A girl can keep a few of those around cant she?? In all of my dreams never once did I ever imagine that my life would turn out to be the way it has. I mean what happened to all the romance & intrigue? The family morals & values?? The maternal instincts?? My Mother did an excellent job at reigning me in & keeping me on the straight & narrow. She provided for the both us & granted we didn’t always have everything that we wanted but we certainly had everything that we needed. I had awesome friends. We didn’t do anything out of the ordinary. Nothing that normal kids didn’t do at our age. Granted I didn’t have a Fatherly figure in my life & I’m certain that there are experts out there somewhere that w
Other People CountSOME PEOPLE UNDERSTAND LIFE BETTER AND THEY CALL SOME OF THESE PEOPLE "RETARDED"
AT THE SEATTLE SPECIAL OLYMPICS, NINE CONTESTANTS, ALL PHYSICALLY OR MENTALLY DISABLED, ASSEMBLED AT THE STARTING LINE FOR THE 100-YARD DASH. AT THE GUN, THEY ALL STARTED OUT, NOT EXACTLY IN A DASH, BUT WITH A RELISH TO RUN THE RACE TO THE FINISH AND WIN. ALL, THAT IS, EXCEPT ONE LITTLE BOY WHO STUMBLED ON THE ASPHALT, TUMBLED OVER A COUPLE OF TIMES, AND BEGAN TO CRY. THE OTHER EIGHT HEARD THE BOY CRY. THEY SLOWED DOWN AND LOOKED BACK. THEN THEY ALL TURNED AROUND AND WENT BACK... EVERYONE OF THEM. ONE GIRL WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME BENT DOWN AND KISSED HIM AND SAID, "THIS WILL MAKE IT BETTER". THEN ALL NINE LINKED ARMS AND WALKED TOGETHER TO THE FINISH LINE. EVERYONE IN THE STADIUM STOOD, THE CHEERING WENT ON FOR SEVERAL MINUTES. PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE ARE STILL TELLING THE STORY... WHY? BECAUSE DEEP DOWN WE KNOW THIS ONE THING. THAT MATTERS IS THIS LIFE IS MORE THAN WINNING FOR OURSELVES. WHAT MATTERS IN THIS
Close Your Eyes And DreamClose your eyes and open a dream
Dream in which we together are alone
You are stealing my heart with your magical eyes
And leading me to the world full of romance and love
Your tender look
Your slender body
And your silky blonde hair
Oh may darling I’m getting out of my mind
Because you are so near
I touch your fiery lips
With my fingertips
You bite it in a way
As you want something to play
I gaze into your wanted eyes
N’ understand your demand
I hold your hand and pull you closer
As you are at my command
I undress you and you cannot move a muscle
I’m trying to hold that moment
Now I’ve a tussle
Then I caress your mysterious body and give your breast a lick
The time is passing very swiftly with every single tick
I can hold this dream for long
As you are still with me
But this dream has to over for now
Cause’ I will enjoy it is reality!
Take My LoveUpon the walls of thine heart I touch
with the living petals of mine olive
that its oily stars upon thee shine much
that its saintly fruits, glory to you arrive!
Here is the olive branch
I plucked it off mine heart
here is my olive branch
accept it right in thy heart!
till thy heart and plant it -
watch it, water it; weed it,
nip it, nest it; nurse it;
most of all harvest it
and let it be mine,
and I will be thine!
DeathCAN YOU FEEL DEATH COMING? HOW DOES IT FEEL? IS IT A SENSATION NEVER FELT BEFORE? IS IT WEAKNESS BEYOND DESCRIBING? IS IT PAINFUL OR SERENE?
DO YOU FEEL THAT WHEN YOU TELL SOMONE GOODBYE AND I LOVE YOU THAT THAT WILL BE THE LAST TIME? DO YOU FEEL THAT EMPTINESS?
DO YOU GET THE FEELING THAT THE EMPTINESS YOU ONCE FELT FROM THE LOSS OF A LOVED ONE IS NOT SO STRONG? THE IMPACT OF MAYBE SEEING THEM AGAIN IN ANOTHER LIFE TIME IS JUST A STEP AWAY?
TO FEEL THAT DARKNESS COME UP ON YOU ON LY TO FEEL YOUR ENERGY AND SPIRIT FREE AS IT ONCE WAS WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD AND NEVER HAD THE KNOWLEDGE TO REALIZE IT...IS THAT SUCH A BAD THING TO FEEL THAT WAY? TO WANT THAT? IN NO ATTEMPT TO WANT TO RUSH A LIFE TIME BUT REALIZING IN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS THAT IT IS RUSH WITHOUT CHOICE... TO MERELY LOOK FORWARD TO FEELING THAT?
THE EXCITEMENT OF THE REVOLVING DOOR OF THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.. THE BIRTH...THE DEATH... THE REBIRTH.. THE EXPERIENCES YOU KNOW YOU WILL HAVE IN THE NEXT LIFE AND THE KNOWING YOU
BreathlessThis is a bit of 'poetry' I wrote up the other day.
I wonder what would happen if I woke up breathless
Torn into pieces and riddled with infection
Nowhere to turn in a world full of excuses
Relentless expression put to impractical uses
Constantly blinking while nothing changes
The used people handing out thousands of chances
Never moving, waiting for some changes
Watching the minute hand, as you know your life passes
Safe in the knowledge that there's nothing you can do
Safe in the knowledge that you'll always be you
But what if I told you when I wake I feel breathless
Sitting silent, while you watch and take guesses
The colour draining, waning like the moon
What if I told you, I'll get my breath back soon.
Would you believe, would you stand and leave?
Safe in the knowledge you'd just been released?
Safe in the knowledge of what you've chosen to believe.
But what if I told you you'd just been deceived?
Numbness injects a cool
Questionsvs/answersWe ask questions to get answers. There are all different types of questions you can ask, to different types of people. No matter what you ask though, why, or even how difficult it was for you to ask it. You want an answer. But as many different types of questions there are, there are even more answers to give. You can't ask someone a question that is a lie. A question can't be a fabrication, because it is seeking truth. Your truth can be different from mine, and a billion other peoples, but that doesn't't mean it's a lie. Does it? Answers are a grey area. Questions are black and white. Good VS evil. Question is primarily God, and the Answer is Satan. Right? But can't Question be temptation? Temptation is Satan's fruit. You can ask a question, and someone might not want to answer but they feel they have to, and it opens up a can of worms and becomes a mess. Question can be temptation in the easiest, purest form. "Do you want to come back to my place? Do you want a line of coke? Do you w
Random PensivenessYou can ask anyone if they've been happy. They'll probably break eye contact, pause, possibly even smile to themselves remembering. Possibly not. But you can only ask when someone's happy. Even if they're jumping around while a huge smile on their face exclaiming their sheer joy to you - but when it comes down to it, you can only say 'They seemed really happy!' But you can tell when someone's sad, right? You can recognise it easier, they're withdrawn, quiet, pensive, moping around the house all day even. You know that they're sad about something. You just know it. It's easier to pick up on, isn't it? Because we all recognise it so well, we've all been there, more than we've been happy we've been sad - So we notice it in our fellow man. But you'll be thinking, hey, we've all been happy too. Maybe not AS much as we've been sad but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out if someone's in a 'good mood' does it? Let me ask you this first, how many people do you know that would want
The Friend Who Stands By~ The Friend Who Stands By ~
When troubles come your soul to try
You love the friend who just stands by.
Perhaps there's nothing he or she can do
The thing is strictly up to you.
For there are troubles all your own
And paths the soul must tread alone
Times when love can't smooth the road
Nor friendship lift the heavy load.
But just to feel you have a friend
Who will stand by until the end.
Whose sympathy through all endures
Whose warm handclasp is always yours.
It helps somehow to pull you through
Although there's nothing he or she can do.
And so with fervent heart we cry...
God Bless the friend who just stands by.
Law Would Make Minutemen Guilty Of "domestic Terrorism"An Arizona lawmaker has introduced a bill to revise the state's statutes on organized crime and fraud by defining "domestic terrorism" in such a way that members of the Minuteman Project or other border-patrol groups could be prosecuted and forced to serve a minimum six-month jail term.
Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, D-Phoenix, introduced HB 2286 in the Arizona House on Thursday.
Sinema, formerly of the Green Party, had earlier submitted a bill asking the legislature to make changes to a law used to prosecute customers of immigrant smugglers as conspirators under Arizona's human trafficking law.
Sinema is targeting border-security groups like the Minutemen with new legislation that would define anyone not formally affiliated with law enforcement, who patrolled in search of illegal activity while armed, as a domestic terrorist. If it becomes law, the bill would impose a mandatory minimum jail sentence, even if prosecutors recommend probation.
HB 2286 reads:
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I Fought The Iron And The Iron Won!So i told the tale of my bad friday. I think I was a little too soon in telling my tale of the day. I have a stackable washer and dryer. I DESPISE it!! I can't wash and dry at the same time and it holds like next to nothing. Well, last night I was putting clothes in the washer. The dryer door kept opening and hittine me in the head. No matter how hard I slammed that door, it would bounce back and smack me in the face. I had enough. I got so mad I slammed that door as hard as I could. It shut! I had enough time to to quickly think I won the fight before disaster. I look up to see the inevitable. Like a typical cartoon. My Iron flying towards my face.With no time and no where to go ~WHACK~.... squaaar in the forehead. Had it been plugged in, I would have that red iron mark on my face. I swear the iron had "ACME" written all over it! The finak score for the way was FRIDAY : 3 - ME : 0. It's saturday morning and i am sitting here with a bruise on my head and have decided to stay out of the
Answer This QuestionWhen 2 people love each other but cant seem to get it together, when is enough enough?
Friends? What A Joke!!!Okay this really burns my ass...why is it people asked to be added and fanned and all that shit if they are not willing to talk to you. Are there really that many people who are so pathetic and have such low self esteem they must seek approval from faceless entities online.
I personally find it very pathetic.
If you want to be added as a friend be a friend.
Simple logic isn't it?
You expect people to take the time to help you with comments and ratings but yet a simple hi every once in awhile is too much.
So for all you sad and pathetic little people who are just worried about your points, ratings, levels or whatever...PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER WASTING MY FUCKING TIME BY ADDING ME IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TALK.
Happy SaturdayHope its a good one for everyone....i'm not ignoring people, i have had a lot going on here and havnt been on here much cept to check in from time to time!!
So have a great week and i'll get back to ya'll real soon!!!
BECI XOX
Lonely Todayi'm loney today my hubby's not gonna make it home till next weekend life sucks................
New Hot Rocks Radio LoungeHey everyone. I am hanging out in the Hot Rocks Radio Lounge. Click the picture above for a fun filled place of chat and GREAT music. Let us get your rocks off!
I Am Looking For This GirlI am looking for this girl
This should make some of you guys realize what a girl really wants; this is what she is thinking when she is with you...
To every girl....if you almost cry while reading this, it includes you....
TO EVERY GIRL THAT IS SCARED TO
PUT HER HEART OUT THERE AGAIN,
BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN HURT
TOO MANY TIMES OR SO BADLY.
To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.
To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.
To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.
TO EVERY GIRL THAT WILL SPEND HER
WHOLE DAY LOOKING
FOR THE PERFECT PRESENT FOR YOU.
TO EVERY GIRL THAT WOULD DIE
TO HAVE A DECENT BOYFRIEND.
To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a PRINCESS...
TO EVERY GIRL THAT CRIES AT NIGHT
BECAUSE OF ANOTHER HEARTBREAK.
To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.
TO EVERY GIRL THAT
KISSES HIM WITH MEANING.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO
JUST WISHES HE CARED M
Cowboy And His Horse ...A cowboy and his horse?
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians.
They take him back to their villiage to see the chief.
The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:
"You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes.
" What is your first wish?,
The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say:
"well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief?
"The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse".
So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back.
The indians look amazed.
The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee.
The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee.
Satisfy The Unquenched NeedsKiss me breathless
Let me get choked up in its loveliness
Fill my whole being with your aura of love
Let me get relaxed in the romantic mood that I’ve always sought
Let your kiss open up my feelings like the morning dew
Falling slowly making me feel ever new
Chasing away my mood so blew and leaving our love still anew
Aerate my system with your sweet, refreshing breath
Let it ignite the smoky embers of love that’s restless
Fanning them into a roaring love fire that would never die
Keeping the lights on in our minds
Send your electrifying fingers down my back, sending those chills up my spine
And the thrills I always get in the hidden corners of our self
Love me non-stop,
Let the arrow of your love pierce deeply my guarded island of love where those pent-up feelings abound
Encase me in that warm embrace
Let me feel imprisoned in the tightness of your hands
Crushing me with increasing passion that inflames my lukewarm emotion
Slowly, passionately whisper those sweet wo
Shy?You Are 28% Shy
You are slightly shy, but overall, your reactions to social situations are normal.
You dread difficult social situations, but you still handle them with grace.
How Shy Are You?
Thank Youto all my friend,s thank you for the love you showed on my birthday your the best
Anne Rice VampireWhich Anne Rice Vampire Are You?
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My Last Fl TripHiya all, just a few words about my last trip to florida :)
got back home to sweden yesterday after spending 3 weeks in florida visiting friends over there.
I spent most of the time driving around looking for a place to live for one of my friends there that was told by her landlord she had to move out before feb 5.
Idrove about 2200 miles during this trip......lol
I'm allready looking in to possible flights for my next trip......i just love florida and it's likely i'll move over there some day:)
Sweet ReleaseTrace your fingers on my lips,can you feel the unspoken words there?
Trace your lips against my curves,can you taste the passion you ignite there?
Trace your fingertips along my face and look into my eyes, let yourself get lost there.
Spoon your body up against mine, let's just stay this way for all time, baby I don't ever want to leave here
Make sweet love to my body, lace your fingers thru my hair, flame my passion for I want to feel your body upon mine
Feeling your warm breath as you lovingly kiss every inch of me,leaving me breathless,making me ache with a pain that only you can take away
Joining our bodies as one, letting our passion inflame as my body aches with need that only you can feed for all time
Sweet release, light sheen of moisture clinging to our skin,we'll never cease to be amazed by the love and passion we still ignite everday and every night.
Sweetheart,when we are done,we'll catch our breath and see that we've only just begun, this lovemaking
Gods BoxesGod's Boxes
I have in my hands two boxes,
Which God gave me to hold.
He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box,
And all your joys in the gold."
I heeded His words, and in the two boxes,
Both my joys and sorrows I stored,
But though the gold became heavier each day,
The black was as light as before.
With curiosity, I opened the black,
I wanted to find out why,
And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole,
Which my sorrows had fallen out by.
I showed the hole to God, and mused,
"I wonder where my sorrows could be!"
He smiled a gentle smile and said,
"My child, they're all here with me.."
I asked God, why He gave me the boxes,
Why the gold and the black with the hole?
"My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings,
The black is for you to let go."
We should consider all of our friends a blessing.
Send this to a friend today just to let them know you
are thinking of them and that they are a joy in your life.
A ball is a circle, no beginning, n
Votes On Cherry Blasts?What do you think???
I have seen some very clever ones created. For example, did you see the one with a video default pic of him looking for his left sock??? Very cleverly done!!
There was another one that was well written without a message begging for more points.
I think we should be able to vote on the blasts too somehow and rewards those who are very creative and clever, don't you????
If I can find those blasts again, I'll reposts their profile links here so that you might be able to thank them yourselves. Don't expect it to happen right away though, I know the recycling depends upon how many have submitted their blasts.
Cherry BlastHmmmm why doesnt someoen be an angel and buy me a blast, and ill be sure to fuck them =)..dont believe me?...try me ;)
Shoutbox Annoyances...Someone has posted a bulletin complaining about shoutboxes and the lack of responses from shoutbacks, especially from women.
LOL...
Wrong thing to say to me!! Hee hee.....
This was my response:
"LOL... I understand....
Not making excuses for everyone though... and, btw, I don't think we have chatted before (but that is besides the point)....when I chat through the chat boxes it is often for quick conversations.
LOL...
Sometimes, too, the shout boxes stick and that cannot be blamed on a soul (excepting maybe the powers that be)...
LOL...
On the other hand, because I am expecting short conversations on the shout boxes I often jump up and down from the computer desk area so that I don't get glued to the chair for-ever. They could have, too, done so.....
LOL...
And, sometimes we forget to put the stepping away message on while we go to grab a quick drink or snack... or go pee... or get sidetracked with other issues of life, such as answering phones, clea
January 20I wanted to let all my friends know that I talk to that I want be around all day I should be back around 9pm(EST) as I have another birthday party to go to in Lively. I want to ask my friends a favor as I want be around today could you please keep my mom ahead in the contest that she is in. If you do help her please let me know so I can thank you. I wanted to thank my friends for making my ct stay a great one. You guys all are so great and I couldnt ask for better friends. So please keep my mom ahead in the contest.
For anyone needed a link sent to them in a private message please let my mom year of the dragon know her is her profile link
Year of the Dragon@ CherryTAP
Hope everyone had a great day and I will talk to you when I get home tonight.
Stat at home mom ~Member of K.O.T~
So, How Did You Break Your Arm?Subject: Fw: So, How did you break your arm? :-)
Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New Orleans paper:
A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.
Conditions were perfect...12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over...the "Tell me when we're having fun"
kind of day.
One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress. He was wrong, of course, and the pain did not go away. If you've ever had nature hit its panic button in you, then you know that a temperature of 12 below doesn't help matters. With time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that sinc
To My Family!!!!would You??repost!!!!!Think about this for a while. If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left to live my life, would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are, or if you are just someone to talk to when they're bored. Send this to every1 on your list including the person who sent it to you. I just did. Because you are my friend. First I like you, Then I loved you
Distant LoverDISTANT LOVER
A kiss in the air
from a soul intertwined.
He moved my heart
and my body trembled.
He touched my face,
and my tears did fall.
A touch in the night
from a lover afar
He spoke my love,
and my heart did ache.
He kissed my lips,
and my mouth did part.
A spasm in the depths
from a love conjoined.
He caressed my soul
and my body arched
He swept my skin
and my passions burned.
This Is A Short Story-:-)Subject: This is a short story-:-)
This is a short story written by a grandson who had a very special relationship with his Grandpa. Many of us unfortunately were born after our own Grandpas had passed on and never had the opportunity to enjoy moments like this. The grandson writes...
I hope this will again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet. It comes from a mentor, and always on a very personal level. My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up and for me it is a time to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together. He would make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him. I was young when he died.
If he were living today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were all well and good, but the one I remember best came from him when I was only 12.
We were sitting in a park, watching children with their mothers enjoying a beauti
IrisIris
And Id give up forever to touch you
cause I know that you feel me somehow
Youre the closest to heaven that ill
Ever be
And I dont want to go home right now
And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
cause sooner or later its over
I just dont want to miss you tonight
And I dont want the world to see me
cause I dont think that theyd
Understand
When everythings made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And you cant fight the tears that aint
Coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know youre alive
And I dont want the world to see me
cause I dont think that theyd
Understand
When everythings made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And I dont want the world to see me
cause I dont think that theyd
Understand
When everythings made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And I dont want the world to see me
cause I dont think that t
OppressionAs a dis able adult at the age of 18 I soon lost my parental rights my philosophy was to keep the baby abort the mother.
My daughter before I met her was a intern to president Clinton.
As soon as Reagan was shot I lost my rights ro bear arms,
My Father Was a congressmans aid and an asemblymans campaign manager as well as Counsel President in my home town.
Thirty year of oppression have gone by as I have been victumzied by doctors of every sort that told me drugs were bad as they took out there prescrition pads.
Thirty years later the state came after my drivers licence to take it for life (I have a CDL)
I had long lost my privelege to get my hazmat endorsement but still carry one for a boat.
So after fathering two abortions and loosing my rights to drive and shoot at things.
I say as the right to life that if this keeps up I will welcome death as a warm drink of water while crossing a vast desert.
It is awful hard to make money with no transportation as I know it ind
Random ThoughtsGrrrr...this didnt take the first time so now i have to retype everything..stupid computer...anyways...Why is everyone obsessed with walmart?I just dont get it.You guys dont work there, if you did you'd realize it aint that grand of a place to be,let alone be obsessed about. Second,why do people drag their children to walmart at 3am knowing that their kids should be home in bed sleeping?Why fuss at your kids when they scream and cry b/c they're tired?You brought them out at 3am,they didnt wanna go out.Regardless if 3am is the best time to go shopping at walmart,you choose to go out at that time,your children didnt.Leave the kids at home,come by yourself..To this I say you're all frikkin psychotic and in need of serious help.Kids have an option too whether you agree or not.Not that everyone with kids does this,but a good majority do.
So,these are just random thoughts.Mine atleast..
~waiting~When I look into your eyes,
I hope we'll never say our goodbyes.
Hugging and kissing you feels so right,
You're on my mind when you're not in sight.
I'll sit here and stare at your picture,
Thinking about you and me in the future.
Wondering where you're gonna be,
Hoping that you'll soon be here with me.
'love Betrayed''Love Betrayed'
The love we shared was special,
The times we had were passing,
The memories we made were happy,
The moments everlasting.
The friendship we had grew strong,
The love we had grew weak,
Our relationship grew binding,
But our future seemed too bleak.
I gave you chances,
I let you make your mark,
I looked like a fool,
You kept me in the dark.
I know I will forgive,
I know I will survive,
I know I will move on,
My special guy will arrive.
You have done what you want,
And said what you will,
Soon you will see my dear,
That the pain you feel is real.
I'm sorry to see us end,
I'm sorry to see you lie,
I'm sorry to see you with her,
See your reputation die.
I will always love you,
As you will always know,
I will always have our moments,
Every time you turn and go.
I'm really saying goodbye,
I'm really saying farewell,
I'm really saying I'm sorry,
For this little bit of both heaven and hell.
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What Is Your Seductive Style?You are suave.
You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire.
'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com
Headlines From The Year: 2029HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White
minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third
language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon):
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 a
For You.My heart has amplified my mind
Speeding thought process and slowing time.
A brightened silhouette of you
Has taken the place of my darkened view.
Everyone knows why I love you.
And why
I go where nobody whats to.
In fear
I will find hope to hang onto
You dear
My love
Guides the center of my soul
Allows the inner voice to regain control.
Nothing could ever break my aim
And if something did I'd simply try again.
Everyone knows why I love you
And why
I go where nobody wants to.
In fear
I will find hope to hang onto
You dear, my Love.
Checking In Here And There...Hi to all of my Friends and Fans!
As many of you already know through my fanclubs and website, I have been unable to access the Cherrytap.com URL since mid-December 2006 due to a region block. I can access the site through www02.lostcherry.com, but it's not fully functional (can't see photos and many links don't work). This obviously makes for a sometimes frustrating browsing experience.
Due to this, I will only be on this site occasionally to accept friend requests, read comments and mail. I will try to get back to as many of you as possible, but unfortunately the site is as slow as molasses.
I just didn't want you guys to think that I have upped and disappeared. If you want to remain in contact, then join one of my groups: http://groups.msn.com/melaniepitts or http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/melaniepitts until this URL issue gets fixed.
Take care and thanks for your patience, Melanie
http://www.melaniepitts.com
http://www.melaniepitts.comhttp://groups.msn.com/melanie
Poemmy heart was torn apart
my friend kept telling me
from the start
dont be blind by his love
he`ll only break your heart
but to her i did not listen
i fought you were the one
i fell for your loving ways
to find out it was just a con
all you wanted was my money
well im so sorry
honey i worked you out in the end.
Ms. Bikiniworld ContestPlease stop by and cast a vote if you get the chance - you can vote daily too ;)
Thanks! Melanie
Update On MeWELL I CALLED THE DOCTORS OFFICE YESTERDAY AND THEY TOLD ME IT WILL BE BETWEEN 3 TO 5 DAYS BEFORE THEY GET THE RESULTS BACK. BECAUSE HE DID NOT PUT A RUSH ON IT. GRRRRRR. BUT HE WANTED ME TO GO TO HOSPITAL SAME DAY. UGHHHHHH. THIS IS CRAZY. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. I CANT SLEEP MUCH CUZ IT HURTS. I GO BACK TO WORK TONITE. OH JOY. MY BACK AND SIDE ARE KILLING ME RIGHT NOW. I AM GOING TO TRY TO TAKE SOME TYLENOL TO SEE IF IT HELPS ANY. TY FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND TY FOR THE COMMENTS AND PRAYERS. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. BIG HUGS AND MUCH LOVE.
Message To My FriendsMy Friends,
Thank you all for the nice emails and comments you have sent or left while I have been absent.
During tax season ( Jan. 1 thru April 15 ) I work at a tax office processing tax returns. I normally work 7 days a week and very long hours. During that time, if I'm not working, I'm sleeping. There is usually very little time for anything else.
I may have the opportunity to pop on here once in a while, but for the most part, I will not be here much.
I will return in full force once the tax season is over. Until that time, take care my friends and be well and happy.
Rose
Greetingsanyone from near liverpool UK lookin for afriend/r/ship..v-maximus@blueyonder.co.uk
Get Me A Drink God DamnitFinish each sentence ..... erase my answers and put your own in .....
1) My ex – Has disappered
2) Maybe I should – Not have such a short fuse with people
3) I love – Sleeping in
4) I don't understand – Small minded people
5) I lost – many things over the years
6) I found – Lots of things I forgot I had
7) People say that I am – Strange
8) Some People are – The same as me in so many ways
9) Love is – Too over used
10) Somewhere, someone is – Listening to the same song as me
11) I'm always – Thinking about what to do with my life
12) Forever is – Something I won't see
13) I never want to - Lose touch with people
15) When I wake up - I try to go back to sleep
16) When life gives you lemons – Use them o hurl at people you don't like
17) My past – Is in the past
18) I get annoyed with – Lots of things
19) I wish - It was colder
20) My dog/s is/are – In the next room
21) Tomorrow I am – Doing nothing other than finishing my Photogr
PromiseI kept mine.
Where is yours?
Dude!my fucking iPod works!
glory to God!
pee es: "fuck you guys...im going home"
Valentines Day 2007 ( Ladies Only)This is the " Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on your MySpace friends list that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun.
Area 1:
Please provide positive answers.
Name:
Age:
Phone:
Height:
Do you Drive:
State You Live In:
School:
Grade:
May I Call You:
Single or Taken:
Would You Date Me:
Kiss On First Date:
Will You Send This Back To Me?:
Area 2:
What would you do if I...
I made a move on u:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I asked you on a date:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there?
I asked u to have sex?
I asked u out?
Area 3:
What do you think about my...
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
Body:
Area 4:
Have you ever....
Lied to make me
Dragons, Princes, And CrayonsMy life has been a virtual rollercoaster. Full of rises and falls. Of upheavals and remodels. Of crowds and loneliness. Of silence and screams.
I have hurt, healed, and learned.
Bled. And cried. Laughed.
And now I feel,
It's crazy. I love it.
The dragons in past are really Princes. Pointing me on my way to happieness.
Here's to new boxes of crayons. And the colors they paint my world with.
Females Who Talk To My ManBaldarmyguy
I Love him, OK?
And he loves me.
If you are a female talking to him, that's cool. Don't pop into my window trying to start shit.
1. Hello, read his page
2. Look at his Pics
3. I think it's great you all think He's sexy. I couldn't agree more. I'm happy when you all pop in my window just to say hi.
4. CherryTap is fantasy, get it through your heads. because...
5. See one and two. I get him in reality, see #4 this is just fantasy.
So please, I don't want you popping into my window telling me he said he'd screw you on a stupid sex survey. I don't want to hear it, cause He'll be with me in RT. OK? Good.
If you don't like him being with me, then quit talking to him, I'm not friggin going anywhere!
Trying To Be Expressive.1. Hi my name is..
Marcus
2. Never in my life have I...
been to mexico
3. The one person who can drive me nuts is...
Barney
4. High School...
Sucked Ass
5. When I'm nervous...
I cant stop talking
6. The last time I cried was...
ealier today at work
7. If I were to get married right now my best man would be...
????
8. My hair...
stay short
9. When I was 5...
I in berlin germany
10. Last Christmas...
I was in atlantic city playing blackjack
11. I should be...
sleeping
12. when i look down, i see...
the floor
13. The craziest recent event was...
sorry. I'm boring.
14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be...
Joey
15. By this time next year...
I will be one year older.
16. My current gripe...
stupid girls
17. I have a hard time understanding...
people
18. There's this girl I know who...
Is hotter than the sun dipped in tabascco saurce
19. You know I like you when...
I call you back if i miss your call
20. If I
Nasty Sex PoemsRoses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block
Hicory dickory dock
some nigga was
eatin my twat the
hair got tangled the
nigga was strangled
@least h swallod a lot.
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
So if u want me in yo sack
lick yo lips and
HOLLA BA
Michigan Cheaters May Face Life In PrisonDETROIT, United States (AFP) - Philanderers beware: spouses caught cheating in Michigan could end up spending the rest of their life in prison.
And not the emotional kind.
The state's appeals court recently ruled that extramarital flings can be prosecuted as first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in jail.
"We cannot help but question whether the Legislature actually intended the result we reach here today," Judge William Murphy wrote in a unanimous Court of Appeals panel, "but we are curtailed by the language of the statute from reaching any other conclusion."
"Technically," he added, "any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I," the most serious sexual assault charge in the state's criminal code.
Michigan still lists adultery as a felony, although no one has been convicted of the offense since 1971.
Nobody really expects prosecutors to go after cheating spouses. But the
About Me!!!Eye Color:: Brown.
Hair Color:: ummm... look at my pics.
Height:: 5'4"
Favorite Color:: Blue
Screen Name:: My name
Favorite Band:: I'm a dancer... so I listen to all kinds.
Favorite Movie:: Braveheart.
Favorite Show:: dont have one
Your Car:: 2005 Jeep Wrangler.
Your Hometown:: Fairbanks, Alaska.
Your Present Town:: El Paso, Texas
Your Crushes First Name:: who knows.
Your Grade:: Graduated in 2003
Your Style:: I love clothes...
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: yes
Danced in a public place?: yes
Smiled for no reason?: I love to smile.
Laughed so hard you cried?: oh many times
Peed your pants after age 8?: no
Written a song?: yes
Sang to someone for no reason?: yes
Performed on a stage?: yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: yes
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: absolutely
Made out in a theatre?: yes
Gone roller skating s
DreamingMy dreamtime,
it is almost apart from me,
that dream life,
this waking world,
at odds,
incomprehensible to one another.
Both,
a complexity of meaning,
but what meaning,
but the why of it,
the why escapes me
in both worlds.
So,
chasing elusive why,
I go on in two worlds,
maybe in the dreaming world,
I will find why
for the two states,
it seems to have more logic.
HeadlinesTHE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2006:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightn
How Much Do I Hate Tv?There has been a system in place now, pretty much worldwide, that if someone actually manages to create a new and more importantly popular television show, everyone else must immediately copy or only slightly alter the format. This will carry on until the viewing figures fall far enough to cause the rating junky execs to cancel it.
The case in point is 'Big Brother' originally created by the Dutch it has multiplied and has infested far more countries then it should have. It has created more 'Z-list' celebrities (and I use the term celebrity in a completely incorrect way) and brought far too may aging or has-been actors back into the spotlight then anything else.
There are now however far more programs of this nature popping up all over the place in the UK; dancing, ice skating, singing and god-only-knows-what-else type of this reality rubbish. Now this isn’t anything new but while it became noticeable after all the make-over programs kicked off in the 90’s and early 00’s things
Becoming IllegalBecoming Illegal(From a Maryland resident to his senator)
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien, and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one, and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have ha
Beer ScooterHow many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house.
The answer to this question is that you used a Beer Scooter.
The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion; The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "Slurring Gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large amount of the passengers in pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a night out, 'How did I spend so much
There's A Difference Between Having Fun And Having A Blast!sometimes when you get 4 people together at midnight in the middle a snowy ass night there ain't no tell'n what's gonna happen........
and sometimes you end up jerry rigging a makeshift sled to the back of someones rig and goin for a ride! haha. and sometimes you hit snow banks and fly off. haha. but that's when you chase after the mother fucker, get back on and go again!! haha
Echoes Of BexIn my wildest dreams,
I'd never met
anyone
like I had imagined her,
In the glacial
barrens of my mind,
I never saw her,
a ribbon of red silk,
in a world of frozen white.
In my strangest dreams,
I never would have heard her voice
and the mad chaos
of her world,
so alien to mine,
like transmissions
from a jungle planet.
In my quiet times,
as I wind down,
I'll keep a few syllibles
of her voice,
allow them to echo in my ears.
Roll across
my mental tundra.
1.20.07Still Alive
your cutting moments
put fear in the heart
that the cold had come to stay
that love was pain
and trust was false
it would always be that way
when anger poisoned
your sweetest touch
it felt like murder to new hope
but time has brought
me back to me
and taught the foolish how to cope
standing again
alone but alive
i'll walk from this regret
something whole left
in burning soft eyes
ready to pay love's debt
Lonely Songs
no hole where the heart is
still beating, still alive
still the girl with love to spare
forever feels so alone
and mistake upon mistake
haven't taught the slow
to learn
with time to pass
and freedom to waste
sit in the window
stare at the rain
will it to wash away the sins
hide the tears
that burn with frustration
and i'll sing alone
Wwe Trims Some FatWWE has released a LARGE amount of people. A lot of industry insiders are taking this as the first hint that ECW may not be around much longer.
Tatanka
Sylvester Terkay
Christopher W. Anderson
Jazz
Rodney Mack
Tony Mamaluke
The Bashams (Danny and Doug)
Al Snow
The Gymini
Gangrel
WWE Developmental
Greg Groothius (Jack Bull), Steven Adkins (Seth Skyfire), and Ryan Reeves were most recently training at WWE's Ohio Valley Wrestling developmental territory.
This New CongressWell folks its that time of year when congress gets back to work (they do work you know) and being the C-Span nut i am these congressinal speeches to the Speaker of the house concerning the Iraq War are very intrueging. But when D- Maxine Waters from California 35 district in LA makes statements about congressional members whom have sons and daughters in Country I became a little upset. Even if her intentions were sincer ( and i beleave in the voters of Los Angelos have the Knowledge to elect a person of admirable stature and character ) to mention and remind us that yes, this does actually affect even our represenatives personally; as well as millions of us at home, it was not proper to call out this fact while this congressman was at the podium. It is an indication that personal fellings might persua the congressman in his decision while he votes, and not the feelings of the constincuency in witch he represents. Now that said the most i am hearing is the same retroic t
Rip - Bam Bam BigelowOn the morning of January 19, 2007, Bigelow was found dead in his home by his girlfriend at around 10 AM in Hudson, Florida. The following comes from www.wwe.com
WWE.com has learned that former WWE Superstar Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelow has passed away in Florida.
Kevin Doll, the Public Information Director for the Pasco County Sheriff's Office confirmed that Bigelow was found dead early this morning in his home in Hudson, Fla.
"We can confirm that Scott Bigelow was found in his home this morning. At this time the cause of death is unknown," Doll told WWE.com.
Doll also confirmed that the Pasco-Pinellas Counties medical examiner has taken the body and an autopsy will be performed.
Bigelow, 45, worked for WWE, ECW and WCW extensively throughout his 20-year sports-entertainment career. A former ECW Champion, ECW Television Champion and WCW Tag Team Champion, he is perhaps best known for his rivalry with Lawrence Taylor that culminated in the main event of WrestleMania XI in 199
Break Up SongI tried so hard just to get through to you
But your head's so far
from the realness of truth
Was it just a come on in the dark
Wasn't meant to last long
I think you've worn your welcome honey
I'll just see you along as I sing you this song
Time can pass slowly,
things always change
You day's been numbered
And I've read your last page
You was just a temporary lover
Honey you ain't the first
Lots of others came before you woman
Said but you been the worst
Sa' you been the worst
So goodbye to you girl
So long, farewell
I can't hear you cryin'
Your jivin's been hell
So look for me walkin'
Down your street at night
I'll be in with another
Deep down inside
DEEP DOWN INSIDE
Ok, Sick Of The "bush" MummsSo, if I lose a few friends over what I am about to type - So be it. Sorry to see you go - I respect your opinion if you think Bush is evil, but I believe otherwise.
Fan Me Add Me and several "other" posters (I say Others because frankly, I think they are all the same person) have been posting a lot of BS about 911, and that Bush is somehow to blame for everything. All it takes is using a BRAIN to refute their opinion, but they would rather believe the 911truth BS instead of doing research, and applying facts. They also rant and rave that Bush is responsible or all the deaths caused by Katrina. Wow.
1)It was an inside job. Bush killed all the WTC people and those on the airplanes.
Really - Then why did Al Qaeda claim responsibility? What, they WANTED to become the most hunted people on the ace of the Earth, so went along with the Gag?
But don't take the US press as proof - Let's go to someone NOT our friend - Russia. Pravda reported in 2002 that Al Qaeda had claimed respons
Love?Philosophers have defined different kinds of love, ranging from fellowship to sexual attraction. Much has been written about romantic love.
What happens when you fall in love? Love is a state of being, not something you fall into. It is not dependent on another person. You can be in a state of love on your own. When you do love another person, you grow to love them, as you get to know them. You cannot love what you do not yet know.
In love at first sight you feel as if you know the other person. There is a recognition of something about them that you confuse with love, because you like it; it fits with a pattern of knowledge, conscious or unconscious, that you have about the kind of person you want to be with, who will suit you, because they are like you, or because they have some quality that you believe you lack. This person you recognise may have the potential to be that person you are looking for, but they may not be manifesting that potential. That is why love at first sight
SorrySorry to all my friends and fans I have neglected. I will be back on Cherry Tap soon. Miss you all .
Unable To Use Cherrytap Till End Of This Monthsome how Cheery tap uses a huge down load or bandwidth which has used up my Service alloction og 15 Gig down load limit ,so my server here In Australia hasa policy to not cut off net access but reduce speed ,to the Basic Dail up ,,so with that in place Cherry tap pages fail to load Time out so to Any of my Fantastic Friends rwading this Please Firgive be Neglecting my normal Enjoyment Of visiting your pages /photos and Dropping my Comments and Compliments to all
I DO MISS being able to use Cherry tap Vety Much
Gary
Poem 3April, April,
Laugh thy girlish laughter;
Then, the moment after,
Weep thy girlish tears!
April, that mine ears
like a lover greetest,
If I tell thee, sweetest,
All my hopes and fears,
April, April,
Laugh thy golden laughter,
But, the moment after,
Weep thy golden tears!
What Sort Of A Tatoo Do You Think...Someone posed the question on a Mumm whether or not tatoos on girls are cool. This is my response (and question):
"Hmmm... My daughter got one when the moment of the day turned to her birthday. That's cool. It was one with a longhorn colored in like the Texas flag with yellow roses along the horns.
I am not sure if I like a bunch of tatoos on women though. It really depends on the tat and where it is placed, I guess.
Soooo far, I have none. If I were to get one, what sort should I get???? Just curious..."
Show me that you really know me by telling me what sort of tatoo you think I should get, if I did get one!! :D
Its A Nightmare....Its killin me ... i did fall asleep for like a few hours for once and i just woke up and was wishin that this was all a nightmare... but it is a nightmare but its real.... i want my jack jack back..... shit doesnt feel right with out him.... like im missing something...sometimes i wanna cry but im trien to hold the tears back... i love him i really doo. but i fucked up by not opening myself all the way up to him.. i was trien to be careful cuz i didnt want to be hurt agian.. but look where im at.. im in the same boat as before... i hope he comes back soon....other wise idk what im gonna do..imma go emo.........lol
Giving InLost beneath this blanket of stars
The darkness is my guide
Standing on the edge of a black abyss
With only the reflection of light
Only a reflection of life
Giving in to should've been
Giving in to another end
Giving in it begins again
Cold water darkens red
Aching in this darkness
The moonlight stings my eyes
Walking through the madness
Of desecration and lies
Giving in to should've been
Giving in to another end
Giving in it begins again
Cold water darkens red again
Should I jump, afraid to fall
Dive headfirst into the waves
That crash against the rocky shores
Modern art on a ferris wheel
The muse is locked behind the door
Giving in to should've been
Giving in to another end
Giving in it begins again
Cold water darkens red
Arms spread wide, I close my eyes
Dive into the icy night
Let the darkness be my guide
And set my wounded soul to flight
Poem 2%% Your shining eyes and golden hair,
Your lily-rosed lips most fair,
Your other beauties that excel:
Your men cannot choose but like them well.
But when for them they say they'll die,
Believe them not, they do but lie.
Im Bored And Drunk..a dangerous combination - and the kind that causes another episode of 'thinking outloud'... where i say exactly what im thinking - unfiltered - without consideration of if i really should be saying it or not... stream of consciousness bullshit at its best ladies and germs.. and im drunk.. which causes it =)
im not in a vicious mood - for a change - nothing to bitch about =) nothing even stimulating to express... but im talking anyway *fun*
im drunk on cheap ass wine and as you should know i now live in arizona... though i hardly leave the new apartment, cause honestly? i dont know where the fuck i am =) ok... sortof.. im in the northwest... ive seen downtown. I dunno.. i have to admit in a way im not overly impresssed by the town. Holy shit the construction - cant drive anywhere without it being a damn obstacle course.
wait.... actually - i have to admit.. im loving this place =) It has its faults, rest assured everywhere does - but arizona is to me.. fucking beautiful... a
Deathgrowing up you always hear about death. throughout life you witness it. so the question is, is death, just the beginning or the end?
Ufos, The Antichrist Why Gulf Breeze?The Gulf Breeze Six
On July 9, 1990, six US military intelligence analysts from the 701st Military Intelligence Brigade at Augsburg, West Germany, at that time the biggest NSA (National Security Agency) listening post in the world outside the United States, deserted their posts, somehow convinced that the end of the world was nigh. It is one of the most extra-ordinary stories…
Philip Coppens
On July 20, 1990, the Northwest Florida Daily News ran “6 AWOL SOLDIERS SAY THEY AIMED TO KILL ANTICHRIST”, continuing: “Gulf Breeze - Six soldiers, reported by an unofficial military newspaper to be on a mission to kill the Antichrist, were charged Thursday with desertion from their intelligence unit in West Germany, Pentagon spokesman said.” It was a most bizarre headline and one of the most bizarre stories… ever.
Eleven days earlier, Spc. Kenneth Beason, Spc. Vance Davis, Sgt. Annette Eccleston, Pfc. Michael Hueckstaedt, Pfc. Kris Perlock and Pfc. William Setterberg went AWOL – absent
Poem 1You glow in my heart
Like the flames of uncounted candles.
But when I go to warm my hands,
My clumsiness overturns the light
And then I stumble
Against the tables and chairs.
Peeps I Need You!!!!!!!!!!!I'm in a contest and I need you all to vote for me! You know I'd do the same for you!
Click the link and vote vote vote!!
Thank you!
~Lisa (The Succubus)
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Do You Deserve Your Diploma?You paid attention during 63% of high school! 51-67% You are smart enough to be ashamed of still scoring so low; remember that there are books in the world, full of information? Yes, books are our friends.Do you deserve your high school diploma?Create a Quiz
My Frist Contestplease help me win the girl next door contest.... repost this as much as you can.. comment as much as u can... i will check up and will give gifts to those that comment more then 20 times!
3 Am Thoughts-101 Of The World's Funniest One Liners!!!Yea...Its 3am and I'm still fuckin awake. What keeps me awake I dunno. Maybe my energy drinks...maybe the pleasant company I have whose also up with me at this hour..cept their on western time :P...anyhow...thought since its so early..and I'm wise awake I'd amuse myself...so I'm posting 101 of the world's Funniest One Liners!!!
1) Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
2) Borrow money from a pessimist--they don't expect it back.
3) Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
4) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
5) I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
6) Never answer an anonymous letter.
7) Its lonely at the top; but you do eat better.
8) I don't suffer from sanity I enjoy minute of it
9)Always go to the other people's funerals, or they wont go to yours.
10) Few Women admit their age; few men act it
11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
12) No one is
Im.... The All Inclusive Pussy****Types of Pussy****
LAZY PUSSY - This is when there is no movement on the woman's part >except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand.
THE WENDY"S WINDOW PUSSY - This is the girl you pick up around 12:30a.m when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car cause she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that >she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood.
THE CONQUERED PUSSY - This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you get your chance and you
Christmas 2005What brought this on, I do not know.
But these painful memories are my foe.
One after another I relive them clear as day.
Wanting nothing more than for them to go away.
Lifes twists and turns aren't always easily tackled.
Seems like everyday is an uphill battle.
Just one day with no horrifying thoughts
is all I ask for, all I want.
Don't know how much more of this I can take.
There's nothing worse than being raped.
Once it's over you hurt but your numb.
And all you keep asking is "What have I done?".
I know it's not my fault but somehow it must be.
Why else would they have done this to me?
I thought I could put it in the past.
But I didn't realize how long the memories would last.
Wouldn't be so bad if the images would fade.
But it just doesn't seem to work that way.
They're just as vivid as the actual event.
How do I keep from coming unbent?
Would love to be able to forget,
if only for a little bit.
Reliving this day after day after day,
is killing me in the wo
Who & What Is K.k.s. (keeping Kids Safe)???Just partnered up to this group of folks. Reposted the bulletin information here too because it is very informative about who they are and what they represent. If you want to become a participant in this too, just let the founders know. :)
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Family??They will say that they loved me, they don't
Cannot live with the fact that they betrayed me
That there is no truth in what i thought was real
Trick or betrayed
my faith ends and i feel like i was played
its too late
I undo unity
For it is for fools
In this bull shit I don't need
Trick or betrayed
I think you should know
They know it's true
That it is a hoax
i now see through the lie
it was a scheme and it ruined my trust and i now despise!
Trick or betrayed
Why insist on thinking they loved
the love never was
They assume that i was there
To be gone will change their minds
When you see what you feel is not real
Disappointment is revealed
Cannot live with the fact that they're wrong
There is no such thing as love!!or trust anything when those who you are closest to never believe in you Trick or betrayed
my faith ends and i feel like i was played
its too late
I undo unity
For it is for fools
In this bull shit I don't need
Trick or betrayed
I think you should
Im A Cool LadyHI JUST WANA SAY IM A COOL LADY WHO'S DOWN TO EARTH. I HAVE A CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOR(LOL, BOY DO I EVER, I CRACK MYSELF UP AT TIMES)..I DONT DO PORNO OR SEX TALK OR FOUL LANGUAGE OR THE SUCH.
IM A CHRISTIAN LIVING IN CHICAGO ILLINOIS..I LOVE ANIMALS >(THEY SEE ALL DAY SUCKER WRITTEN ON MY FORHEAD, I HAVE A BIG HEART) IM NEW HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS SITE SO PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED IF I DONT GET BACK TO YOU RIGHT AWAY..
IM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS NOT HOOKUPS(I DONT SLEEP AROUND) ..I DONT DO DRUGS OR DRINK.
I LIVE IN CHICAGO ILLINOIS. IM A DIVORCED 43 YR OLD FEMALE.I HAVE SEVERAL WEB PAGES/SITES THAT CAN BE VIEWED BY WEB OR MOBILE PHONE.
I LIKE R&B,HIP HOP,GOSPEL,SMOOTH JAZZ,NEO SOUL,CHRISTIAN,SOME CLASSICAL,SOME ROCK,SOME POP, SOME REGGAE,SOME OLD SCHOOL COUNTRY.
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Im A Cool LadyHI JUST WANA SAY IM A COOL LADY WHO'S DOWN TO EARTH. I HAVE A CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOR(LOL, BOY DO I EVER, I CRACK MYSELF UP AT TIMES)..I DONT DO PORNO OR SEX TALK OR FOUL LANGUAGE OR THE SUCH.
IM A CHRISTIAN LIVING IN CHICAGO ILLINOIS..I LOVE ANIMALS >(THEY SEE ALL DAY SUCKER WRITTEN ON MY FORHEAD, I HAVE A BIG HEART) IM NEW HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS SITE SO PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED IF I DONT GET BACK TO YOU RIGHT AWAY..
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Dead Recollectionsdead recollections
Looking for a better day,
Long I searched now dead I lay.
Saw things that taught me to feel no pain,
Tears fell down like torrential rain.
Met alot of folks just trying to live life,
Lost alot of loves even a wife.
Observed the smile of a mirthful man,
Catching the grace falling from God's right hand.
Saw the pride of a homecoming soldier,
happiness of a child whose another year older.
wiped away tears from a widows face.
trying to find substance for that huge empty space.
looked in the eyes of a child whose soul was lost,
sent many men to the grave trying to collect that cost.
watched the flag wave across a midnight sky.
old gray man hand over heart fighting not to cry.
small child's feet tip toeing christmas morning.
listen for the carolers as they begin to sing.
traveled this world and never found my own,
now dead i lay my deliverance is shown.
J. Lindsey
Besides The Amazing Music The Eighties Were No PicnicIT'S FUNNY, SO LAUGH.
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up-what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their
family from starving to death!
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But......
Now that I've reached the ripe old age of twenty-nine, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so damned easy!
I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a freakin' Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids toda
First Cherry Blob...er, BlogI will officially be a thirty-something in four days. Eeep! I plan to celebrate with my two best friends, Duck & Jenn, and the chilluns at the Rio Station. See, they make the best Appletinis EVER. Mmmm-hmm. After I throw back some cocktails and good eats (Crabcakes, Shrimp or Filet Mignon...?) I'm coming home, putting the kids to bed and getting wrecked. Oh yes. I'm sure there will be pictures involved.
Ah, pictures. I'll have to look good, then, and I will; I'm pampering myself before the big night out. I have to get these roots done and after my hair's all blonde again I plan to get a blowout and a flip or something. I was entertaining the notion of getting my hair done like Laura Roslin or D'anna "Three" Biers, but I don't think I can pull it off. Besides, I'm not that nerdy, am I? LOL, I guess we'll find out on Wednesday.
Yeah, I was referring to characters on the new Battlestar Galactica. I'm obsessed. The show is clever, sexy, dramatic -- seriously, it's closer to 24 or
Take The Quiz?You are charming.
You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you.
'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com
I WonderI'm sitting here and it's 0300 i should really be asleep but i'm not, at least not yet.
I keep wondering to myself what could be next... What is this life going to throw at me next. If it isn't one thing it's another...
A fight with my family one day? I confusing conversation with my ex the next. A disagreement with my mate who cant seem to decide from day to day what is going to happen.
Friends and allies , Ex's and Enemies ... My life seems so full of drama and i have not even gotten to go home yet.
How often will things like this happen once i do go home? I often find myself just wanting a normal life without the Drama...
I talked to Hiene today..He's an officer here with one of the other units he is suppost to be asigned to my detachment as a replacement we share the same rank all though permotions are coming up... Hopefully my name is on that list, It would be nice to go home a cheif warrent insted of just a warrent...
Anyways... Hiene is 3 years older then me an
Triumphant Return!!TDS is now back and better than ever! Operating on our new windows xp operating system we're now able to work twice as hard and twice as long to bring you the products and services of excellency you've come to expect from your number one provider of everyday merchandise!
Can't Sleep!!!I'm so excited that I can't sleeep!!! I just found out that the company that I work for is changing the way we make money...more like how much we make...MORE MONEY!!! I can easily make a couple of thousand each month when this goes into effect! I'm so excited but it's 2 am and I have no one to share it with because EVERYONE is in bed!!!
Gulf Breeze Ufo'sIf I had a dollar for every time I've had watched these lights in the sky here in Breeze, or Pensacola Beach I'd be rich!!!!!!!1
Can't SleepThe ex gets to take my daughter today... and there's nothing I can do about it.
Why is it ok for a father to not see his daughter for 2 months, to care enough to even call... and the courts decide its okay for him to take her and put her in a strange enviroment? I just don't get it!!!
Its just NOT fair!!!!
RomanceLove really sucks and it hurts more than it feels good. I have decided that it isn't for me and I am just going to be a player. After you give someone your heart they will just stomp on it anyways.
Nightsorry hadn't had time to be on today was repairing computer. what a day
Reply Please!!!Copy and send it back to me!!!!
1. Your Name:?
2. Age:?
3. Favorite position (s)
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
My Son Has Come HomeMY SON HAS COME HOME
© By Blue Wolf
My son came home from war the other day,
it seemed like forever;
as though this day would never come.
His body was whole,
but his mind still wandered of memories;
lost comrades who fought well;
and gave their all; who gave their last breath;
for country; for honor; for freedoms sake,
so that we could partake of another day.
Now we must remember
and keep the memory of those left behind,
still left to, fight; to stay alive.
We honor the memory of those who died
and gave their all, and pray for peace.
Maybe one day wars will cease.
Sexual FeelingsSexual Feelings
© Blue Wolf
Rainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
Needin Some LoveOk i am new to cherry tap and am needed some serious love....lol so please comment me rate me fan me i need the points. thanks alot to everybody who does.
Have You Fanned Your Friend Lately???LOL....
What Have You Done For Me Late VideoWhat Have You Done For Me Late lyrics - Janet Jackson lyricsJanet Jackson Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
Just curious....
Do you love your friends? Why not fan them too???
While I understand that not all your fans may be your friends, shouldn't all your friends also be your fans???
Sooooooo.....
Back to the question,
Have you fanned your friend lately???
Time Is On The Other SideTime passes and I fly by
My thoughts sit and linger here and there
Nowhere in specific
The colors on the walls
The shapes that sit in the room
The fluffy thing that runs around
The pictures on the fireplace catch my eye
People
Just some people
I don’t know why
But all I can think is why
I look out the window and time still flys by
The light has changed
And I cant help but stare
Every second is like years
I look back and the pictures have changed
They are the same pictures but the people have grown old
Tired
Weary
And all I do is stare
The flag flys
Black and white
A symbol of a death of part of me
Of them
Of him
Under My SkinThe cow skull stares at me
Its feathers flapping in the dead wind
I am consumed
The black fills the void
The red sits on me
Its soft and light
The blue looms over
I am over taken
Its cold
I am afraid
Green rushes in
Slowly
I am filled with so much
I hurt
It feels so good
The orange
The yellow
And I am wraped up
Taped up
And I walk out
Lost And ConfusedI feel lost
Im totaly confused
I dont know what to do
torn apart
empty inside
sometimes i just wish i could die
nothing seems right
my world is unraveling before me
i try to fight but the more i try the worse it gets
my worlds falling apart and no one sees or cares
my world should end yet the suffering is still there
I feel lost and totaly confuzed
i wish someone could tell me what im supposed to do
You Are:You are....
The problems and accomplishments may occupy much of your time and your thinking. Yet the big issue is that you are.
You are alive and aware, intelligent and capable, curious and adaptable, with the ability to feel and to experience an endless stream of wonder and wisdom. There are so many implications and possibilities that it is impossible to ever imagine them all.
Yet you do indeed imagine. And whatever you imagine begins to take life when it first forms deep within you.
The world that surrounds you may sometimes appear to be randomly cruel and oppressive. The situations in which you find yourself may seem painful and unbearable.
Step back, though, and consider how truly magnificent is the fact that you are, and that you can know it. Realize that you can find joyful purpose in the darkest corners, and blessed fulfillment in transcending the most difficult challenges.
You are life, you are love, you are kindness and purpose and joy, and the living expres
KindnessOne of the most difficult things to give away is kindness
- it is usually returned.
- Cort R. Flint
Women WordsWords Women Use:
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing"
usually end in "fine".
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: Though not actually a word, this IS a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a man can
hear
a woman make. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
Wtf?I finally find a good person (well at least he is to me anyway) to be there for me as a friend and someone has to go starting shit for who the fuck knows what reason!?
He has been there for me when I really needed someone to be. Yes, it's a guy...who gives a flying fuck? He has sat on the phone with me many times and just listened to me cry. Has provided a place for me stay when my kids' dad wants to spend quality alone time with our kids. Has listend to me for hours rant and rave about this and that.
We have even talked about a girl that he wanted to see but he was unsure about how a certain situation would affect it. We've talked about his daughter and all the crap that he went through with the courts. He confides in me just as much as I confide in him. BIG FLIPPING DEAL!
Why am I so pist off? Because someone decided to once again start running their mouth about shit that they have concieved in their mind. No facts, just what they think they are seeing. It freaking irritatin
Wiccan LullabyHeaven's gift to me just the way you are,
A new aged child from a distant star.
It feels so good just to be
So close to your love. You are heaven's gift to me.
You are so sweet and pure just the way you are.
Mama's precious jewel. Daddy's rising star.
There's so much in life for you to see.
And so much to be. You are Heaven's gift to me.
La la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la la la la
Heaven's gift to me just the way you are,
A new aged child always in my heart.
There's so much in life for you to be,
And so much to see. You are heaven's gift to me.
La la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la la la la.
La la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la,
There's so much in life for you to see,
And so much to be. You are heaven's
New To Cherry TapI have only been here a couple of days, but I am really digging this site.. it is more interactive than Myspace, and I have met some really cool and sexy people...
Thanks everyone for making me feel welcome.
Little JohnnyOk, you've heard the "Little Johnny " jokes, now's your chance to see him.
Guess which one he is in the photo!
Sex QuizShort sexual experience quiz:
1) Ever been to a strip club ?
Yeah,hasn't everyone?
2) Ever been to a bar?
Of course!
3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not yet!
4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yes.
5) Kissed someone of the same sex?
Duh!! I'm Bi,you do the math!!
6) Thrown up from drinking too much?
Yeah,several times.
7) Had sex in a car?
car,boat,truck,bus,plane...hood of a car,roof of a car.
8) Had sex at the beach?
Yeah.
9) Had sex in a movie theater?
Yeah.
10) Had sex in a bathroom?
Who hasn't?
11) Had sex at work?
Yep,in the office.
12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yeah!
First time? Age 16.
13) Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Yeah,porn is expensive!!
15) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
OH YEAH!! MORE THAN ONCE!!
16) Have you been caught having sex
Wanting Something So BadlyHere it is 2:30 in the morning and I'm not sleeping to save my life...I can't sleep...I keep wanting something so badly...I don't think that you really understand...its like prayers have been answered and yet I still don't have the right stuff to compete for attention. I wish everyone wouldn't get so pissed off when I say that but it's the truth. I want to go out and have a good time, I want to be in the company of a very nice looking guy who has a blossoming personality...I don't like when I'm wanting something so badly. I don't care who reads this, I don't care who says what about it. My heart is in pieces, just when I think that someone has come along to pick up those pieces I realize that I get scared again, I'm afraid that they are just going to mince up the pieces even farther...CherryTap has brought me so much attention from people that I could never see even thinking about talking to me and finally when I feel that I'm going to feel better, I just end up getting scared again...
Poems From DevilsplaymateI want you to please me, tease me and make me yours. I want to fell your touch on my naked flesh. I want to feel your lips kiss away my deepest needs. I want to feel your body sliding next to mine. I want you to make me weak with need. I want to feel alive with lust. I want you to make me want you more. Seduce Me ... Waiting for You.
I can't seem to get you out of my mind. Flashes of our passion keep breaking into my thoughts. I can't think about anything, except what it feels like to be touching you, kissing you.. The way you make me feel, I can't explain. I say I want my thoughts to remain still, yet deep down I can feel these detours are awakening my deepest desires of you. I hope you crave me the way I crave you. Together we can lift each other and take a ride on passion's high. You're all I want, and I want you now. Wanting You
Imagine not knowing where I will touch, kiss or caress you. Imagine the delight you will fell when my lips are suddenly placed on yours. Imagine the desi
Pieces Of My HeartPieces of My Heart
by Blue Wolf
I have a little story to tell,
I know just where to start.
It's not a very long one,
It begins within my heart.
It was all in pieces,
Lying scattered on the floor.
I knew I had to pick them up,
And replace them as before.
I couldn't bring myself to do it,
'Cuz they never seemed to fit.
There were always pieces missing,
Never sure quite where they went.
So, I started searching
For the pieces left behind.
Then, I started crying
For the ones I couldn't find.
As I searched alone, you see,
For the pieces I held dear,
I tried to call for help,
But, I guess no one could hear,
No one close enough to my heart
To see the pieces fall.
I kept it hidden far from sight,
Blocked, behind a wall.
Then, my wall began to crumble,
One brick at a time,
And standing on the other side,
Was the reason for this rhyme.
She didn't tell me who she was,
She just opened up her hand.
She said, "I found these on the beach,
Scattered in t
How Much Of A Bitch Are You?You are 79% Bittch! I can't believe it! Your almost a full bittch! I know you just sit there and think of ways to be a bittch! How Pathetic is that! You must be awful lonely! Cruelty hurts! Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes
My Very First Blogthis is my first blog. yay me. lol. im so freaking bored. bored bored bored. someone should make me unbored.
Want My Shoes?Before you judge me, try my shoes on. Don't walk that dreaded mile. Just try them on and see what you feel.
My shoes have been physically abused, mentally abused, emotionally abused. They've been worn down, run over, beaten down. My battered shoes have been all alone and at times neglected. Their "souls" have been ripped, tattered and torn. The tongue of my shoes has kissed lies, covered lies, covered secrets to protect others. My old shoes have been buried in slander, hidden in mud. My shoes have hidden in fear and ran from mistakes. They have run away from those that they called their family in order to protect their very sanity. They battle depression and fight for my life.
So try them on, you judgemental demon. See how long before you feel the fire that they have walked through. You'll buckle you slimy weakling. My shoes were made for me. Your judgement is nothing to what I have already conquered. I've beat you down more than once in my lowest low and I WILL do i
What Type Of Person Do You Attract?What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract models! You attract Yuppies! You attract rednecks! You attract geeks! What type of person do you attract?
Whats Your Goth Name?Whats your Goth name? Your Result: Dawn Everyone knows who u r and doesnt wanna mess with u. U have alot of friends but only really talk to a few of them. U wear black and ur hair is many colors. U like rock and metal. U have ur own way of looking at things and wear things the way u wanna wear them and u dont care wat ppl thinkAnjelica Tibby Jason Raylyn Slayer Whats your Goth name?
Ah Na Na Na Na01. YOU HAVE 10 BUCKS AND HAVE TO SPEND IT TO BUY SNACKS AT A GAS STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET?
Probably a Dr. Pepper... and a bag of chips... not big on snacks actually.
02. IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING CREATURE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
A dolphine
03. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE REDHEAD? don't have one.
04. WHAT DO YOU ORDER WHEN YOU'RE AT AN IHOP?
Stuffed french toast.
05. LAST BOOK YOU READ?
My friend Leonard.
06. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST? nope.
07. DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR?
my red lacy boy shorts.
08. DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE INJURED
ummm... I think it was when my husband pushed me up against the wall.... thank god for the divorce.
09. OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS, WITH WHOM WOULD YOU WANT TO BE STUCK IN A WELL? I'd have to say some hot guy... that way at least we can have some fun while being stuck down there.
10. ROCK CONCERT, OR SYMPHONY?
Rock Concert
11. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
Rating Pix & Adding As A Fan???Ok a lot of people here ask to "Rate My Pix & Fan Me Before Adding as a Friend" I got no problems doing that, but once I do, they dont give it in return, their obviously here for a free ride to get to the top!!! Im getting really sick of it, And some of them dont allow comments unless your a friend so I cant even say Ill do that for them if they do the samefor me. I got no problems giving a bit of my time to get and give a few points, but I ask that I get the same in return!! Its a total waste of time to get nothing back!! This aint a race or popularity contest. Its a place to talk and make a few friends!!! If I feel like rating pix and adding someone as a Fan on my own, I will, I dont expect the other person to do anything, but id apreciate it if they did!!!
Damn Not The Weather Channel ToGreat now i have to take this channel off my favorites list too...damnitalltohell
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53636
Have You Ever Wondered Where The Phrase You Got To Be Shitting Me Came From??Have you ever wondered where the Phrase "You Gotta
Be Shitten Me" came from?
Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father
of Our Country way back when, George Washington was crossing
the Delaware River with his troops.
There were 33 [remember this number] in Washington's boat.
It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about.
Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters [remember this name]
and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered
him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading.
Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging
the lantern back and forth, back and forth.
Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and
his lantern into the Delaware. Washington and his troops searched for
nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All
of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.
Sometime l
I Won't Stop Til I See BloodA song I written about being a vampire... Please post your comments to let me know what you think about it.:)
1, 2 Gangrel's coming for you
3, 4 better lock your doors
Gangrel, can you come out and play?
I won't stop 'til I see blood
I won't stop 'til I see blood
I won't stop 'til I see blood
I can't stop 'til I see blood
(repeat)
I got that gleam in my eye
I'm straight from the grave
Dress in all black, I'm looking for a slave
Call me the reaper, you won't live to tell
Call me Gangrel, I'm straight out of hell
I need blood, I'm lookin for a victim
The Brood, I'm with 'em
Lets go get 'em
Lock up your doors, and throw away the key
You can't run from me, look at my teeth
I'm sleeping in a casket, and kill at night
I know it ain't right, but I hate the sunlight
And no you're not dreaming, this is not a nightmare
Cause when you wake up, guess what?
I'm still there!!!
I won't stop 'til I see blood
I won't stop 'til I see blood
I won
TonightI'm clunk. I drank way too much. Fuck Saki bombers and the motherfunyun that ordered them. G'nite.
MateingA man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
Dont Loose GrandpaDon't Lose Grandpa
Short & Sweet
All Grandpas need this warning: DO NOT lose your Grand-kids in the Mall
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big boobs."
She . . .She once had purpose
Her mind sharp . . . fluid
graceful hands applied ink to page.
Stark images, naked grew from her mind, her private Hell.
Expressing her Darkness, acceptable to all.
The Artist, forgiven her trespasses, tis Art they cry.
She swallows it all down, the pain, the fear, the little pills.
They help she says.
The hand now shakes, the hand curls, twists. The eyes no longer see pages, no focus.
Dull, blur, numb, confusion.
Speaking, a challenge. Thinking, impossible. She needs to swallow.
Small white pearls. She smiles upon them.
Her treasure.
Her purpose. And she . . .
their purpose. Means to her end. End to her means.
She will end.
"mothers Milk."*Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was: "Name seven advantages of "Mothers Milk." Worth
70 points or none at all. One student, who had partied late the night
before, was frustrated to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:
1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always at the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before
the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an "A".*
Conversation At The DinnertableA family is at the dinner table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers:
"Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
"Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers:
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases - each like a different type of tree.
In his twenties, he is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes dear, dead from the roots up and the ball
How Obessive-compulsive Are You?You Are 74% Obsessive-Compulsive! You're a overly meticulous with routines and cleanliness. Still shouldn't be OC but you're on your way there. Just give yourself a little more randomness now and again and you should be okay.How Obsessive-Compulsive are you?
The Explaination Fo EvilI thought this was a great explaination.............
This is great! Never saw it explained this way before . . . Simple & clear!! Did God create Evil?
At a certain college there was a professor with a reputation for being tough on Christians. At the
first class, every semester, he asked if anyone was a Christian and proceeded to degrade them
and to mock their statement of faith. One semester, he asked the question and a young man
raised his hand. The professor asked, "Did God make everything young man?" He replied "Yes sir
he did!" The professor responded, "IF God made everything, then he made evil" The student
didn't have a response and the professor was happy to once again proved the Christian faith to
be a myth. Then another man raised his hand and asked, "May I ask you something, sir?" "Yes,
you may," responded the professor. The young man stood up and said, "Sir, is there such a thing
as cold?" "Of course there is, what kind of
PainPain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
You're sick of feeling down
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand
Pain, without love
Paint, I can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Anger and agony
Are better than misery
Trust me I've got a plan
When the lights go off you will understand
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing
Rather feel pain
I know (I know I know I
The ShooverTHE SHOOVER
Vacuum shoes suck up dust as you walk
IT'S a brilliant feat of design - vacuum shoes which suck up the dust as you
walk.
The Shoover - which makers Electrolux call the Dustmate - is perfect for
anyone who hates housework.
It has a tiny rechargeable vacuum inside the base.
And there is a laser movement sensor which switches the suction on and off
automatically to save energy. It's all made of green nylon with a flexible
rubber sole and elastic sock to fit any foot making it comfortable to wear.
Electrolux said: "We all have to vacuum our home - this product is designed
for busy people who want to keep the housework down to a minimum. Dustmate
provides a cleaning solution that doesn't take up any precious free time.
"As you walk, the base of the shoes collect dust on the floor without
requiring any effort. It is a simple yet creative cleaning concept."
The designers came up with the invention after asking consumers what they
wanted and finding that they we
Calling In To Work SickCalling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I
always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying.
On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the
truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had
sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next
day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on
the top of my head.
The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to
adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem.
Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my
wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is
dead again. Please come reset it."
"You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter
and steam. "Reset it yourself!"
What A Day !I swear it was monday as bad as my day was I woke up at 6:30 am went out to start my car and it had a flat tire so okay not a great start but, I got over and changed the tire. Then on my way to work which did I mention I was late getting to ? This lady pulls out within 3 feet of me and well I hit her. The dumb ass that she was gets out and yells at me like it was my fault.She calls the cops. they take 20 minutes to get there then the cops are taking her side. finally I get pissed off and start telling the cops how she pulled out when this older man came out of his house to see what all the yelling was about. to make a really long story shorter. he tell the cops that this lady who I hit pull his same stunt once a month. Can you all believe that. So she got arrestted. Than my day got better. Thank God for small miracles.
The Blonde Bank RobbersTwo blondes were planning to rob a bank.
The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.
They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed
out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of the bank.
The first blonde says to the second blonde, "Are you
SURE you understand the plan?" "Yes!" replied the second blonde.
So the second blonde gets out of the passenger side of the car and heads
into the bank. Time passes, and after 10 minutes the second blonde has not
returned. The first blonde gets very nervous.
Finally, out comes the second blonde from the bank dragging the safe behind
her by a rope, and seconds behind her comes the guard with his pants down.
"No you idiot! I told you to blow the SAFE and tie-up the GUARD!"
Pictures Worth A Thousnd WordsJust Thinking of that phrase "a picture is worth a thousand words" from the most mondaine to the most extravegent.So my thought is, every time we look around thousands and thousands of pictrue goes through our head. Each one may be a little different opinion, But if you state your opinion. Some times you are told you are wrong. So whos job is it to decide weather it is wrong or not?
Forrest Gump Go's To HeavenThe day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. ?He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. ?However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper?
St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. ?We have heard a lot about you. ?I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. ?The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."
Forrest responds, "It shor is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. ?But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. ?Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was."
St. Peter goes on, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. ?He returns the next day and sees St. Pet
The Great Chili Cook OffIf you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end.
Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is.
They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City
park.
The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.
Frank - "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (NativeTexans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tas
Little Johnny Too Smart For 1st GradeToo Smart for 1st Grade
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her
students.
The
teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?"
Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
sister
is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should
be
in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the
principal's
office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained
to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the
teacher
he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions
he
was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Little
Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and
he
agreed
to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Little Johnny: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Little Johnny: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grader
should k
How Can Something So Small Hurt So Bad?My wife Toni is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a Lifetime movie in the near future. Here goes.
Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note:
Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled). I bought something really cool for Toni. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my sweet girl. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer gun with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less-than-lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high-voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time
Bufflao And BraincellsOne night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers
Lolwhy didnt anyone tell me it was almost 2 in the mornin?!?!?! lol im off to beddy bye.
see ya'll tomorrow.
ciao
About MeTell me about yourself -The Survey!
Name: Kelly
Birthday: August 1st
Birthplace: TN
Current location: TN,wishing I was in Maryland
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown with highlights
Height: 5'91/2
Right or left handed:Right
Your Heritage: Dixie chick
The shoes you wore today: NB Running shoes
Your weakness : My daughter's smile
Your fears : Losing someone I love
Your perfect pizza :Pepperoni and Pineapple
What would you like to achieve this year: Finding happiness !
Overused phrase on an instant message: omg
Thoughts when you first wake up : I gotta pee
Your Best feature: my eyes , people say
Your Bedtime: whenever my girls let me lay down
Your most missed memory :flying kites with my dad
Pepsi or coke: coke
McDonalds or Burger King : Blah neither
Single or group dates : Single
Lipton or Nestea : Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Frozen Hazelnut FRAP
Do you smoke :no nasty
Do you swear : Hell yeah
Do you sing
How Not To CyberOnline computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as
"cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared
through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll
see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript
of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex.
Then again, maybe he does...
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high
heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements
are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on
a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also
wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from
dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the
stereo and ca
Just Read Thisi am deleting tons of you from my friends list!
if you never talk to me then what is the point of being on my friends list. its not like ur getting a lot of points from me.
anyhow i used to have 1400+ friends now im down to 500 something and still deleting ppl.
i am only keeping ppl who talk to me...
The InnocentInnocent children with innocent eyes
believe and trust when others lie.
Why can't everyone just be honest with eachother?
Then there would be no lies to cause the innocent to suffer.
Tattered hopes and shattered dreams,
this is all that telling lies will bring.
The day all this stops and sets the innocent free,
our hearts and our spirits will be filled with glee.
Love and Laughter should always abound, if only there were no lies and suffering to stomp it down.
Soon this shall all come to an end,
so that the time of innocence may rise again?
Fuck To Wha???Ok, everybody should play this with me.
You have to guess what song I like to fuck too.
I don't think anyone knoes me well enough to guess it.
He he.
Guess though.
This shall be fun if you play along.
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Is It Wrong To Just Want To Be Lovedis it so wrong to just want to be loved i dont get it i dont ask for much at all juat that someone loves me for me i dont care about anything else i just wanna be loved thats all......... and when i think i found it i didnt so where do i go from there i am lonley i want someone with me all the time i dont know what to do anymore so is it wrong to just wanting to be loved
It's A Bad Day When...* You wake up face down on the pavement.
* You went to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there
aren't any.
* You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
* You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
* You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the
city.
* You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
* Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
* Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
* You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize
that you don't have a waterbed.
* Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a
group of Hell's Angels on to the freeway.
* Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
* Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
* The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
* You wake up and your braces are locked together.
* You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your
p
What Mental Disorder Do You Have?What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Manic Depressive You have extreme cycles of highs and lows. Sometimes you feel like you don't know who you are. One week you could be very hyper and happy and the next week you are slow and depressed. Paranoia GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder) OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) What mental disorder do you have?
Savannah River SiteIs where i will be from Monday till thursday or friday...so if i dont post or reply to anyone dont get upset...I will be helping to build the MOX Project complex...If you dont know what it is then visit these links
http://www.srs.gov/general/srs-home.html
http://www.dcsmox.com/factsheets.html
Funny..not Reallyfunny how shit works out you think you love someone and they feel the same way and then the next they wont talk to you i dont get it i try to understand but i reall cant anywayz hit me up people tell me why shit like this happens
PoetryI see poetry every day
Whole lotta rhythm not too much rhyme
Full African hips sway, sway
In melodious time
Are you tellin' me that she aint poetry?
The dance of Manjani
What they call karate
That summer time party
Hell yeah that's poetry!
The way African people move and groove is so smooooooth...
It's got to be poetry.
That touchdown catch
My love's morning stretch
Our children’s first sketch
Man, you tellin me that aint poetry?
You see
We, we are living history
of rhythm and rhyme
Complex measures frozen then syncopated in time.
Yeah man we are poetry.
Our smooooth sun baked bodies
Entangled passionately
For what seems to be
An eternity
Damn! Now that's poetry!
Poetry is Trane blowin' that horn.
Poetry is Coltrane blowin that horn.
Poetry is John Coltrane blowin that horn.
Softly...
As I sleepily...
Cuddle up next to thee.
Yeah... That's poetry
Na Siaigh Conghal Siorcha“Who Dares To Say, ‘Forget’?”
My apologies for this somewhat sectarian piece. However, we cannot heal the errors of the past until we heal the schism within our own hearts.
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Friendsi was hope to gite more gril to comment on my pic so if anyone can gave me some help no how to do that leve me a comment or rat then.
thank you all for the help????
Confused (help!)I'm kinda of confused about something. Maybe someone can help me.
I'm sitting here talking to my boyfriend and he started getting mad for some reason. At first I didn't know what as going on. He started being crabby so I asked what's wrong? He said "Stop doing two things at one time" it's then that I realized I was on cherrytap, talking to him on the phone,listening to music, and Iming people while trying to rememember what my home work was. I stopped two things, cherrytap and chatting with my friends on msn. He still got mad so I stopped everything expect thinking. He is the type of person who can only do one thing all the time. Im the kind of person who can't do one thing because im easily lost in one thing. (yey ADHD) I've explained many times that I have ADHD..i'll admit I started playing more attention to some things than him but he does the same thing awhile ago but I didn't really care.
We've had this fight way too many times. He knows that I'm very senstive about my ADHD
Ok Look !SOMEONE HIT UR GURL UP
IM SO FUCKIN BORED AND NEED
PIC COMMENTS TO SOMETHING TO DO
SO HIT ME UP U KNO WHO I B
THE ONE AND ONLY
!STRAWBERRY!
LETS CHAT SOMEONE LETS TALK
TALK TO ME I NEED YALL TO SHO ME
SUM MAD LUV TONITE !
WorkinAs of Monday I will embark on a new journy as a state tested nurses aid. Im extremely excited to get to work again. Its been way to long. So hopefully life will begin to improve for all involved I know it will for me.
Only Need..I ONLY NEED 900 MORE COMMENTS ON THE PICTURE BELOW. ANY AND ALL HELP IS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!
On The Mark Of SoulOn the Mark of a Soul
Surrounded as I am by old friends
with dusty jackets
I wonder about the plain and the war torn hacks,
who hawk their wares
but never seem to take flight.
And in the quiet of the night, I wonder
“Shall I ever be content?”
And though I know not from whence it came,
the thought consumes me as if
a flame
had died.
No more shall I deride,
the soul of another-
for if I bear the marks of a mother,
more so does the man who bears his arms,
by whom, for my sake, the battle is won,
and the victory shared.
--SLN
On The Truth Of Liiving With CatsOn the Truth of Living with Cats
Hoping that I won’t see
what is really there,
I turn away and cover every mirror.
But the cat reflects me and tells me
I am forgotten anyway.
At once it’s pride and humiliation
pushes me
toward God’s heart.
But the cat surely knows what I am.
If I wake or if I sleep,
alone, and dreaming,
what shall I be but screaming
into the night?
Nothing comes to me for comfort.
The dove has passed by
saying, “She is not here.”
Fucking Hilariousmy drunk fat neighbor just called the cops on us for making too much noise. it would be fine but hons on her computer and i was watching mind of mencia quietly thank god we called the landlord about her royal fatness. i cant wait to hear what he says about this.
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Clawfinger - I Guess I'll Never KnowAfter all these precious years you chose to just give in
Why did you leave so many things undone
I only scratched the surface of the thoughts you had within
And for me your life had just begun
Why did you think that you were never good enough to give
When you accepted me right from the start
I never saw the side of you that didn't want to live
And I miss you from the bottom of my heart
What was it that you never told a soul about yourself
What kind of thoughts were buried inside
Was there really no one there you thought would understand
Or was the only barrier your pride
Witch so much love around you I just wish you'd loved yourself
'Cos no one here can ever take your place
You were someone special and my words just can't express
How much I miss the warmth of your embrace
Why did you just give in
Why did you just give up and let it go
I guess I'll never know
It's hard to see you disappear without a real good bye
There's so many things I wish I'd said
But all th
Clawfinger - Two SidesThere's nothing a god can give to me that I can't give to myself
I put my beliefs in the things I believe and a god can take care of himself
There's not enough love in the world for me to think about wasting my time
It's not that I don't believe at all but I can't need a heavenly sign
I can achieve the things I need without getting down on my knees
I can respect your religion but I don't want to pay your fees
I don't want to hear you talk about things you think that I need
So don't help me back on my feet again until you can hear me plead
Just look in the holy book of crooks and tell me what you can find
All the rules and regulations made to manipulate your mind
Don't pretend that you're blind, just open your mind and study historical times
The bigger the loss
The bigger the cost
The bigger the cross
And its crimes
I don't believe in god that I need to worship
I don't believe that I need to get down on my knees
I don't believe that voice from above can help me
I o
Vegas BabyWell its that time agian in Vegas, Punk Rock Bowling. Sunday one of my fav. bands Me first and the gimme gimmes will be at Sams Town, NOFX is on Saturday at House of Blues and Friday and Saturday night at the Cooler there will be many many bands, Agent Orange, Guilty by Association, Bad samartins etc. If you live her and like punk grab a city life it will tell you all about it. SEE YA THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Poison The Well - Loved OnesSit across from you, why are we even here?
There is no way to make up for the 20 years.
I love trying to make conversation when I could careless of what you're
doing,
what are you doing? And I know you never cared 'till now.
All my days go back to when you would scream.
And it froze me.
Guess the screaming runs in the family.
You look tired and run-down. Are you even excited to see your baby boy?
Put a razor to the skin 'till we don't resemble each other anymore.
Sit across from you, why are we even here?
There is no way to make up for the 20 years.
So now I see the tears welling up, finally you care I've waited all my life
for this.
It's always been over, it's always been over, it's always been over for us.
A single tear, a last resort for all who've never felt.
Sit across from you, why are we even here?
There is no way to make up for these 20 years.
If I could flip this table I'd stab you with every word that lied its way
out of your head.
My First Contestim in a contest please comment bomb me need the love....check my bulletin that say salutes i posted.thanks for everything in advance
My Seduction Style Is...table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Living And GivingWhatever you give away today,
or think or say or do
will multiply about tenfold
and then return to you.
It may not come immediately,
nor from the obvious source
but the law applies unfailingly,
through some invisible force.
Whatever you feel about another,
be it love or hate or passion
will surely bounce right back to you
in some clear (or secret) fashion
If you speak about some person,
a word of praise or two,
soon, tens of other people
will speak kind words of you.
Our thoughts are broadcasts of the soul,
not secrets of the brain.
Kind ones bring us happiness;
petty ones, untold pain.
Giving works as surely
as reflections in a mirror.
If hate you send, hate you'll get back,
but loving brings love nearer.
Remember, as you start this day
and duty crowds your mind,
that kindness comes so quickly back
to those who first are kind.
Let that thought and this one
direct us through each day.
The only things we ever keep
are the things we give away.
My Drug PersonalityYour Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Plz Help My Baby Out!Plz help me out with king he's ina contest can u drop him some comments and vote fr him he would really love that he's a good rottie
thanks
maria
click on the pi to comment and vote
Another BlogOkay well I've been posting alot more then usual but writting helps me get the stress out of my body as i have no other way that i can without getting myself in a serious amount of trouble and i dont really want to do that.
I've been sitting here thinking about this dream i had about my friend. About how him and i talked and i cant help but pray that i really did talk to him.
It was kinda weird but it was good at the same time, We stood there on a golf course and talked and he asked me why i was being like i was, why was i letting everything get me down why was i letting insignifisent people bring me down when i was better then that.
All i could say to him is that i couldnt believe he was gone after all we had gone threw as we had gone threw a previous tour together and survived it.
he told me hey it happens we knew the risks getting involved with the service in the first place. And i just looked at him and i couldnt get the words out of my mouth i just felt like i wanted t
Im Saying ThisI dont care if this gets kicked off or if i get deleted or if i offend someone cuz this is something that should be said. FUCK YOU! Yes you heard me. Fuck you to all those anti American assholes! And Fuck You to the Assholes who live here and praise what happened on 9-11. FUCK YOU! Your the type of people that should have died in the disaster. No, instead you left here to live and spread your hateful message to our youth and to the politics and you threaten all those around you so they have no choice but to follow you. Hey If you hate this country so much, GET THE FUCK OUT!! I mean we must be doing something right. We have to build a fence around the border to control mexicans coming in. The cubans want in so bad they swim here. But yet you people who have all you want and still want more have to stand up like the pricks you are and complain about the dumbest of things. Well just know. when you die ill be there to shit on your graves!
Note: I dont mean any disrespect to mexican
Creepyok so the creepiest thing just happened to me. so i just got up to go to the bathroom from my bedroom. and i walk into the hall and it smells like the fresh, cold air. and its colder than it should be. then i realize that the front door is open. my room is on the second floor so i go down and close it...and its not locked yet cause my sister still needs to come home...so why is the door open? i really do not want to know.
Norwalk Virus And Norwalk-like VirusesWhat are Norwalk and Norwalk-like viruses?
These viruses, also known as small round structured viruses or caliciviruses, are an important cause of gastrointestinal illness throughout the United States, including Illinois. Members of this category of viruses, subsequently referred to as Norwalk-like viruses, are typically named for the location in which they were first identified, for example, Hawaii, Snow Mountain, Montgomery County and Oklahoma. The Norwalk virus is the prototype for this group of viruses – there are at least 11 other related viruses – hence the name “Norwalk-like virus.”
What are the symptoms of Norwalk-like viruses?
The signs and symptoms of Norwalk-like viruses are similar and usually occur between 24 hours and 48 hours after exposure. They include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, muscle aches, headache, tiredness and low-grade fever. Symptoms typically last 24 hours to 48 hours and subside on their own. There are no known long- term effects aft
Lesson In LifeThe 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
"You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to
tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire
you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
"The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil
of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As
for you, yo
Day 3Today just sucked. I got a call around 9 am from my manager asking me to come in to work early around 2 or 3 instead of 5 like I was scheduled for. So I agreed and went back to sleep. Well then I woke up around noon and got out of bed and did things around my house. Almost skipped breakfast, well i had the cereal and the bowl on the counter and walked away from them, don't remember why. So I ate the cereal around like 1pm. Sat on the couch for a bit crocheting my blanket. Soon it was time for work I had to leave about 2:30 to be on time. I ended up skipping lunch at home, so at work I was silently yelling at myself on how I failed and the like. I made sure I ate a large meal at dinner, but still I felt like a failure. Then I told the bf on my skipped meal and he was like now is not a good time to piss me off. On the way home the voices of the eating disorder and my other mental condition, borderline personality disorder, almost made me cry. They were like you are worthless and
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Hello And Goodbye...Hello. Yeah, it's been a while. So you probably don't expect to hear anything from me, you know why all of sudden i'm bugging you again. Ever since, i'm the person who would say everything that i want to say and do everything that i want to do. Until one day I stopped... that very day when you told me to stop.
I tried, i really did. I wanted to get you out of my head, out of my system, out of my life...
For the first few months, i was mad. There were days I thought I was okay, that everything's fine, that, after all, i didnt really need you. I would pretend to have actually moved on and you were just someone from my distant past.
For the past months of not hearing anything from you, yes, i have survived. There were times i felt happy, though i was not sure if it was genuine.
Then days would come when i feel extremely lonely. I was so afraid of the thought that i will probably not see you ever again. There were days when i would want to call you, to talk to you, to see you... what i
ReindeerAccording to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in
a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Three PriestsThree priests
Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to
Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well
endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three
priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get
the tickets.
The first priest approached the window.
"Young lady, I would like three pickets to Titsburg."
He completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest goes to the window.
"Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like
the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled.
"Morons...." the third priest mutters and moves to the window.
"Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like
the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like
that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his
Peter at you."
MenToday has been one interesting day.... between my therapy appt, chatting with scott, bitching to him about the lady or guy whatever smoking while getting gas... and i think he/she/it heard me... been one crazy day. I called the guy just to sit and bitch... what a trooper.... to sit and listen to me bitching... he is such a sweet guy!!! except when he freaks out on me about silly things!!! But it's ok... thats life!! **kisses sweetie**
Anyways, nothing new today... lots of homework this weeked... cant wait...
What Should I Fear?I used to live in perpetual fear of losing things I had, or never having the things I hoped to acquire in my life.
What if I lose my hair?
What if I never get the big house I want?
What if I become overweight,
out of shape, or unattractive?
What if I lose my job?
What if I am disabled and
cannot play ball with my child?
What if I get old and frail and
have nothing to offer those around me?
But life has lessons for those who listen, and now I know:
If I lose my hair, I will be the best darn bald guy I can be, and I will be grateful that my head can still stimulate ideas, if not follicles.
A house does not make a person happy. The unhappy heart will not find contentment in a bigger house, while the heart that is merry will make any home a happy one.
If I spend more time developing my emotional, mental, and spiritual dimensions, rather than over-focusing on my physical self, I will be more beautiful with each passing day.
If I cannot work for wages, I w
Passions EmbracePassion's Embrace
The softness of your lips
As they slide over mine
Taste like honey to my soul
As they take me back in time
Oh the fire of your touch
Like hot silk on my tender breasts
The passion I crave so much
As you taste the nectar of my kiss
A Slowly drumming melody in my heart
Your skin like a river of light
My moan of pleasure as you start
Ecstasy I'd never fight
A lovers tune dances up my spine
As the shadow of your embrace
Slides across my thighs
Ohhh sooo slowly the pace
Our hearts mingled in rapture
The torture of passion so sweet
The affection of a thousand years
As at least we meet
The motion of our rhythm
In perfect unison we move
Our flight those of doves
As we reach our domain
I Want You BackI went out to dinner with a new girlfriend last night. I wanted to show her a good time, and forget about you. We went to a new, hip restaurant because I wanted to impress her. We got our table and I sat looking at the bar. I ordered a drink and her some wine. Appetizers and we started small talk. I am hoping this will lead to bed, but not completely. The wound of you leaving me is still fresh. I screwed up, but not with someone else. I let you down, was not there to support you. Too wrapped up in my own shit. I tried to make it up to you, but were hurt.
As my dinner companion talked, I looked at the bar. Oh my god, there you are. Looking at me, staring really. Just sitting calmly, staring. My world crashes inward. What do I do? I try to continue the conversation, but have lost the thread. I look up again, you are gone. Was it a dream? I order another drink and excuse myself to the bathroom. My hands are sweaty and I am light headed. Did you really see me?
As
Restroom HumorFriends
don't let friends
take home ugly
men
Women's
restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty
is only a light switch away.
Perkins
Library, Duke
University ,
Durham ,
NC
If
life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of
life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have
the time of our lives.
Armand's
Pizza,
Washington ,
DC
Fighting
for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The
Bayou, Baton
Rouge , LO
No
matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and
tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's
Room
Linda's Bar and Grill,
Chapel Hill ,
NC
At
the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's
House of Coffee and Tea,
Tucson ,
AZ
It's
hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been
anywhere.
Written
in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg ,
AZ
Make
love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET
MARRIED!
Women's
restroom
The Filling Station,
Bozeman ,
Mamas And Papas Member Dead At 66Mamas and Papas Member Dead at 66
MISSISSAUGA, Ont. (AP) - Denny Doherty, one-quarter of the 1960s folk-rock group the Mamas and the Papas, known for their soaring harmony on hits like ``California Dreamin''' and ``Monday, Monday,'' died Friday at 66.
His sister Frances Arnold said the singer-songwriter died at his home in Mississauga, a city just west of Toronto, after a short illness.
The group burst on the national scene in 1966 with the top 10 smash ``California Dreamin'.'' The Mamas and the Papas broke new ground by having women and men in one group at a time when most singing groups were unisex. John Phillips, the group's chief songwriter; his wife, Michelle; and another female vocalist, Cass Elliot, teamed with Doherty.
``Monday, Monday'' hit No. 1 on the charts and won the band a Grammy for best contemporary group performance. Among the group's other songs were ``I Saw Her Again Last Night,'' ``Go Where You Wanna Go,'' ``Dancing Bear,'' and versions of ``I Call Yo
GoodnightGet more at COMMENTYOU.com
I love you all! Still can not post bulletins to help you all out! Wish I could, Goodnight all!~Heather
Oh, Snap!first blog entry.
i have nothing to do so im on here while straightening my hair with my new fantastic straightener i got because im in hairschool.
my hair is pin straight and its honestly sex.
if my straightener was a male, id do it right now, thats how much i love this bitch.
seriously kids.
seriously,
oh and if it wasnt 400degrees right now too.
i wouldnt appreciate that at all.
Oh, Snap!first blog entry.
i have nothing to do so im on here while straightening my hair with my new fantastic straightener i got because im in hairschool.
my hair is pin straight and its honestly sex.
if my straightener was a male, id do it right now, thats how much i love this bitch.
seriously kids.
seriously,
oh and if it wasnt 400degrees right now too.
i wouldnt appreciate that at all.
What Gem Stone Are You?What gem stone are you? SaphirreYou are smart and kind, people love you for your understanding and caring nature. You are a born beauty, but you have that special sparkle in your eyes. Keep it up hon, you are the perfect all around girl! Take this test
And We Drink To ForgetThis place is a prison
And these people aren't your friends
Inhaling thrills through $20 bills
And the tumblers are drained and then flooded again
And again
They're guards at the on ramps armed to the teeth
And you may case the grounds from the cascades to Puget sound,
But you are not permitted to leave
I know there's a big world out there like the one I saw on the screen
In my living room late last night,
It was almost too bright to see
And I know that it's not a party if it happens every night
Pretending there's glamour and candelabra
When you're drinking by candlelight
What does it take to get a drink in this place?
What does it take, how long must I wait?
Ma Love Is Addictive!Hold up don't rush take it slow when you hit it
Because too much of this and you'll be addicted
I'm telling you soon this will be what you need
One hit of this will get you higher than a blunt of weed
You know when you take speed and get the rush
This is better than it so don't take too much
I'm telling you it'll happen in the blink of an instant
One hit of this and you will be addicted
Out of all the drugs this is supreme
It has a stronger addiction than nicotine
If I give it to you you'll say its nice
This drug has a stonger high than ice
This drug I got its the right recipe
This will take you higher than ecstasy
You might not know it but you'll be back
You'll be craving this as if it was crack
After one hit you'll neva say no
I swear what I got is better than coke
One hit of this will have you seeing circles
And if you not careful it might just hurt ya
This drug I got can't be tamed
Its better than shooting h
The Gym: Part 1The Gym
by Maldoror ©
This is a story attended for adults, not for those that adults feed, watch, and change. If you are over 18, and still your mom makes your bed, you can read this, but you are immature. ANYONE UNDER 18, DO NOT READ THIS. Go outside and play.
Copyright © 2004 by Maldoror11@aol.com .
Maldoror11
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Due to an overzealous boss and an overeager work ethic, I worked 60 hours a week during the Summer to finish a long and tedious project that will result in accolades for my boss - for making sure it got done - and a hefty bonus for me-for getting it done.
As such, I was beginning to see a bulge pushing my collared shirts out further than they were accustomed to in the wrap-around mirror that encircled the elevator’s walls. The bulge seemed to grow daily. Long hours behind a computer screen, Burritos and pizza for lunch, and a not so sensible dinner would eventually bring the fittest of people down. After a month and a half of this situation, I decid
Rodney Dangerfield QuotesRodney Dangerfield Quotes
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car,
someone stole it. I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the
morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
I knew a girl so ugly that she was kn
So This My Bitchso this my my frist bitch ...blog not like any ones going to read it yes my typeing sucks so does my spelling so eat me ...god what a meat fest here ..yea women hate me or they they don't like to date me or do they want to to make love to me
well it offical I a loner and I wish I was gay cus I get no play fromt he ladies.. I was married once after she ripped my soul out.. iam dead in side i am sick of fucking guys posting me and iam sick of thes hoes laughing at me ..(not fem doms)this site is justg as lame as my space ....when you do open there profile you can't readit do all the crap(bling)they have on there pages or there under 18 or ther young enought to my kid. love what a joke ..yea i gave her every thing and i got fucked yea great well her life is fucking great.. thanks god for leaveing me here to rot FUCK THE WORLD
Hello EveryoneHey My name is Charissa. I live in WV. I am a new Momma. My son is 1 month old today. It is so great to finally be a mommy. I tried for so long and was told that i could not have kids. I proved them all wrong. He is growing so fast. He is truely and gift from God. My Lil Miracle Baby. He weighed 7lb 11oz at birth. He now weighs 9lb 13oz. They grow so fast. I just wish his Daddy was in his life. But it is his decision. Not mine. He will reegret on of these days. But anyways That is about all I have to say about that right now. Later guys. And Momma loves you Issac George Bentley
Trust AgainTrust Again
Why doubt now? . . . when in the past your trust has been your strength.
Why doubt now? . . . if you believe love will prevail at length.
Why doubt now? . . . new promises, new hopes will be in vain,
When doubting still, you cannot see the love that's there, so plain.
Face the future smiling, weepers never win,
Make up your mind to trust anew, forget about past sin.
Forget the hurt,
Forget the pain,
Remember love, and love again!
If I Had My Life To Live Over - By Erma BombeckIF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck
( written after she found out she was dying from cancer).
I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.
I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
I would have talked less and listened more.
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.
I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.
I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.
I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband.
I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.
I would have sat on the lawn with my new clothes and not worried about grass stains.
I
Xdi'm so easily amused right now XD
~~irish Blessing~~His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools
and ran to the bog.
There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.
"I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life."
"No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.
"Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.
"Yes," the farmer replied proudly.
"
Two Hearts Together As OneKnowing how your lover thinks and feels is a great concept.
But in this life, some people just aren't that adept.
You have to understand their body language and their mind,
so always remember they are special to you and one of a kind.
This world we live in can be a lonely and empty place,
if you act like a fool and ignore true loves embrace.
Being one with yourself and one with your lover
is the greatest experience you'll ever discover.
That special someone's explosive kiss or delicate touch,
may not seem like a lot but it means so much.
Take heed of yourself and your lovers great heart,
and you'll find a love to top the charts.
Don't be a fool and lose yourself to unimportant things.
If you do, you'll lose the most important gift this life could bring.
If you love the one you're with and they matter at all,
show them how much you care and together, stand tall.
True Love, the real thing, doesn't come around often and if you're smart,
you'll snatch it up and never let a
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Random Things Going On In My Head...First and foremost, I feel compelled to put this out there - I'm ALWAYS late! All of my good friends know this about me for the most part, and it's not intentional, I just have no concept of time:) I'm pretty much a free spirited individual to the extreme, and that's how I intend to stay. I mean well, I promise. Carpe Diem.
In a nutshell: MUSIC (without it we are deaf to one of the most beautiful art forms life has to offer)...FASHION DESIGN, InteriorDesign.Retail (this is not a trend for me, this is an ongoing obsession), FASHION in general, SEPHORA, shopping, going to shows/concerts, laughing, spending time with my family and friends, listening to ALL music. . . i like it all! The parties and the partiers!!!
I know That for the most part what I described is applicable for almost every typical female my age, but I promise you, there is more to me than just what meets the eye. I'm not here to impress you, I'm honestly here JUST to keep in touch with my friends and network with
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Crying Like A Pussyhere i am with tears in my eyes over something stupid, i mean, i just got hurt because i know me and my man broke it off or whatever, but i get to loking on myspace and he has commented this girl that he told me he had been hanging out with, he comments all of her like 20-30 pics. every single picture, were talking about a guy who gets off the fone with me because he's tired of holding it up to his ear, so i'm thinking that he was like obsessed or something, because the whole time i'v been on myspace, he has not left me one photo comment. he says it was nothing and she asked him to comment on all of them so this other guy wouldn't be the only one to do it, I know he likes her, i'v talked with ppl that say he talks about her all the time, and he's always in a hurry to get back over there. So there's this survey on her page and its asking what she likes in guys, piercings =1 (Kody has his ears gauged) and it says Tattoos= 2 (Kody has 2) now what are the chances that survey isn't about hi
Sick Ones!I've been reading some of these and you people are soooooooooo messed!! Someone is in love with their brother or sister,some want their moms or dads! you are some sick people. i read about someone pfa on someone,that's a joke!!! my friend,sammy,got one on him 3 days before a custody hearing and she got the kids! you need to know sam,church going,religious and salt of the earth. his wife,if you can call her that,fucked anything with a dick,a druggie,and all around scum! she screwed not only his life,but that of his kids! I hate people like that and the sickos that love family so much!! you are just sick !! get help!
My ContestHere's how this shit is gonna work.
I need 10 guys
I need 10 girls.
They must present a photo of their own tattoo, by sending me a link to either here or my inbox. I have 1 guy and 1 girl so far I do believe. As I get more, I will update this blog.
There will be two winners, a girl and a guy.
There will be 1 second place over all, and one 3rd place over all. I do not know the start date because I need 10 guys and 10 girls. Once I have 10 of both I will announce the start of the contest.Feel free to comment bomb yourself, and feel free to get others to help you. If there's a tie then we'll go to ratings only.
I Quit (i Hope)Attention...As of 12:01 AM CST of 20 Jan 07, i am taking what will be my last drag of a cigarette for what will hopefully be a really really long time. It is an expensive habit, it robs me of my breath, it commands my days and breaks at work, and worst of all, it makes me taste like an ashtray. I do not want to taste like an ashtray (i don't mind the other shit), i want a woman to WANT to kiss me (because i am a great kisser, just one that tastes like an ashtray) So, as of midnight tonight, i am having my ceremonial last cigarette, tossing my pack.....and gaining about 20 pounds. Why you may ask am i having a ceremonial last cigarette (it's okay, you can ask)...it is because i need to. Not for the niccotine, not for the oral fixation, but rather to convince myself that i am quitting, to make it more real, and to make it somthing to think about. As for why midnight, it's so i can say, it's been so many days hours and minutes since my last cigarette. It works, it worked last time
What's Up With This?Hello,all:
Basically what I'm trying to figure out is if anyone has had the same problems as I have had wiyth cherrytap support.I received a rather ugly error message this morning because,evidently,cherrytap doesn't wish for you to send the same comment to a lot of people consecutively.
While i DO appreciate the due diligence in eliminating spammers from the site,this error message is a bit out of line.It reads as follows:
Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over.
ps: if you ride the short-bus and don't understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks!
My reply was as follows:
First of all,referencing the mentally challenged just to insult a complete stranger is pretty tacky,maybe you should change the error message to something a little less childish.
Secondly,I found a really funny vid that i would like to share with my friends,and I fail to see how that's any skin off your noses.Mayb
BewitchedBewitched
Bewitched by you, my private hell
A place that I love so well
So completely under your spell
Enchanted by your tempestuous touch
Never have I felt so much
My blood pulses thru my veins
Flowing like cool night rain
Disembodied by hunger I've had so long
The decadence becomes so very strong
I live to feel your hands on me
You take me where I long to be.
English Brain TeaserENGLISH BRAIN TEASER
I missed completely. Hope you do better.
English brain teaser
This is no trick. It is a very good puzzle....... figure it out before you peek.
See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
Assess
Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?
Give It Another Try....
You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.
Go back and look at them again; think hard.
Hope You Didn't Cheat.
SCROLL DOWN
Answer
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word
More Ways That Adobe Acrobat Updater Makes Me Feel-Like a squirel in front of a cement truck.
-As if I was stripped of my will to live.
-Like a five year old being asswhipped by ten year olds.
-Like an ant under a lens.
-Like a midget in a pro wrasslin' match.
-Like a driver in an out of control bus.
Bad DayWoke up at 6.
Cat flea med in the eye.
Contacts out.
Flush the eyes.
Ow.
Get ready for work.
Sit down at the computer.
Mouse & Keyboard not working.
Cat spilled water.
Again.
Force contacts back in.
Go to work.
Alas, manager that doesn't like me!
My 10:30 doesn't show up.
Mmm.
No break yet.
Buy Keyboard & Mouse.
Leave work.
Did I mention.. FORGET KEYBOARD AND MOUSE?
Yeah.
Go back.
Get it.
Home.
Bed.
Awake.
Another day at 8AM tomorrow.
Lame.
Fried Rats In My Car ??!!?? Nah Couldnt Be .. Or Could It !part 2 ..Well All my cleaning is done Finally .. Scrubbed the kitchen walls .. the kitchen floor again today .. vacc'd the dog ( YES the dog) laundry started .. and its about 11 .. Im doin good actually ahead of the game .. I'm waiting on my sister Lisa .. We're supposed to have "Girls Day" Tanning .. Lunch .. Bullshit session .. Planned .. no text's no calls .. She should be here by 12:30 time for my shower .. So I ask Dorkvomit Very nice.. if he could please listen for the phone in case she calls as it was snowing and living on the road I live on I didnt know if she'd make it up or end up about 100 feet in the ditch thingie along the road to my house ...Shows done .. No call . She's on her way .. NOPE !!! 12:30 she calls Mack ( family nicname ) cant make it having a horrible day .her guy quit another job .. furnace shit the bed for the 3rd time in about a month and well its just not a good day for her .. Ok I can deal with that .. At least she called me early I can still get some things done
PersonalityWhat Cocktail Are You? Rum and CokePlain and simple. That\'s the way you like it. And cheap! Who needs a ten dollar drink when your two dollar and fitty cent one is just fine? You get your drink on while saving a little dough, the well liquor does you just fine! You\'re more interested in your friends and having a good time. There is nothing better than hanging out at your favorite spot while muchin\' on some free peanuts and popcorn. The simple life! So have another, you can afford it! Take this test
What Kind Of CocktailWhat Cocktail Are You? Rum and CokePlain and simple. That\'s the way you like it. And cheap! Who needs a ten dollar drink when your two dollar and fitty cent one is just fine? You get your drink on while saving a little dough, the well liquor does you just fine! You\'re more interested in your friends and having a good time. There is nothing better than hanging out at your favorite spot while muchin\' on some free peanuts and popcorn. The simple life! So have another, you can afford it! Take this test
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What Does Your Eyes Say?What does your eyes say BashfulYou have a shy personality, you only have a few friends that are close to you, and you are insecure. You are a follower rather then a leader, being in the spotlight brings out your insecurity. You think too much, you shouldn\'t do that! Your personality tends to bring out depression or Anxiety. Your talent is to be able to blend in with any surrounding or any person for that matter. Take this test
Fried Rats In My Car ??!!?? Nah Couldnt Be .. Or Could It ! Part 1 Yes Part 1Ahhhh Friday .. Ive made it through the week Sanity mostly Intact .. Im back to taking mike to school since the wreck .. So Im up and Outside with My Wild Pooch Trying to get all the damn snow off the car . keep an eye on him as he's infatuated with the neighbors house...I swipe the top of the Jeep off to have a wonderful Gust of wind Blow it Right into my face . BURR .. Ok Im awake now .. after some freaking out .. swearing and doing my "there's snow in my pants Dance" .. I gather Askem up who's now bouncing around the yard with something in his mouth which im almost afraid to look at he's got a tendency to bring me Gross Mutant presents ( Another blog all together ) ..make our way back up into the house to find my wonderful son standing there looking at me .. Scared the Bajeebers outta me I scream He looks like a deer caught in the headlights and the dog runs !!! ..We laugh .and run back out to the jeep to get his butt to school Im now awake but still have my rule my left eye refuses
What Do Your Eyes SayWhat does your eyes say FierceYou have a slight dark personality, you like to be in control of things, and you seem to hide alot more than you portray. Your very smart...you know what to do to get what you want and You keep things hidden because you hate being in spotlight. Your personality tends to bring out Depression. Your talent is manipulation. Take this test
How Well Do You Know The Matrix?How Well do You Know The Matrix THE MATRIX HAS YOU KNOWYOU FOLLOWED THE WHITE RABBIT WELL MY FRIEND.
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Blah This Week Sucked...OK this has really been the longest week ever *sigh* hopefully I can get some of these people out of this house for good tomorrow just way too many people and I can't tolerate it. I can't be in any room alone for just 5 minutes. Oh and the drama my family has lol I could write a book on that....my uncle has a 14 year old grad daughter drawing pictures of killing her uncle/his son, his girlfriend and her little boy who happen to be taking care of her at the moment, and pictures of them killing her, and writing about how much she hates herself and yet no one wants to deal with her the girl needs help not to be brushed off thats not how it works....and my uncle also has a daughter who's a crack whore "living" in his other house, with no water or electricity so she's been staying with friends, so really the house is empty but she won't let him rent it to any one else (because when she get sentenced at the end of this month she wants to do her in home detention there in town not out in the
Currently CraptacularHey people or the people that read this.....ya anyway i just want to say that things have taken a rough turn in my life and got down a nice shit hole. If you read my other blog on here called "Are you happy now?" that song pretty much sums up my mood. Im going to be busy and i dont know if i will be able to be on or not. I apologize in advance pretty much. Its just that so many things have piled up and gone wrong that its so hard to deal with it. and i have support and everything, but i lost some of my support and im taking that loss kinda hard too. I love you all and i will try to be on to say hi and show love.
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