Guy 2: Playing what professionally?
Guy 1: Baseball.
Guy 2: (looks across field at rec game) Joey? He's like the most uncoordinated kid on the team.
Guy 1: (pauses) I'm thinking about that for Jed.
Guy 2: Dave, Jed is the 1 kid less coordinated than Joey.
Guy 1: Maybe in Europe.
Guy 2: They don't play baseball in Europe. Cuba, Dominican. Have you considered Special Olympics?
-- Overheard in: Kiddie Baseball Stands, L.A. --